The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick, well dressed,
gentleman.
She asked, "Can I help you?"
"I want to see Natalie," he replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps you should
see
someone else."
"No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appears and announced to the man that she charged
R10000
per visit.
Without blinking the man reached into his pocket and handed her R10 000.
The two went up to the room for an hour.
The next night he appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie
explained that it was rare for anyone to come back two nights in a row
and
that there was no discount, her price remained at R10 000 a visit.
Again the man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and an
hour
later he left. When he showed up on the third consecutive night, no one
could believe it. Again he handed Natalie R10 000, and they went up to
the
room.
At the end of an hour Natalie questioned the man: "No one has ever used
my
services for three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The gentleman replied, "I'm from Pretoria."
"Really," she replied. "I have family there."
"Yes, I know," said the gentleman. "Your father died and I am your
sister's
attorney. She asked me to give you your R30 000 inheritance."
Moral of the story is that some things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. and being screwed by an attorney.
*Star if you like;-)
2007-06-06 22:48:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee, um..why 'natalie' though...my names natalie.....lol
2007-06-06 23:10:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-18 22:36:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one before, but the first time when the money was South African Rand.
It is a pure shame what has happened to South Africa, but I saw it coming. Only the Liberal element in the world could not have seen the outcome of the changes in RSA.
2007-06-07 00:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by plezurgui 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!
Very Funny and so true.
Have a star!
2007-06-07 00:11:21 · answer #4 · answered by emma13583 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only thing a Man or Woman can be certain of in life is that they will one day meet their death, all the rest is uncertain only hoped for.
2007-06-06 22:53:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMaAoa look cant even write lol 10out of 10
2007-06-06 22:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by BrooklynNY 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
too bad she charged 10,000 and not 1,000
otherwise that attorney would have had it covered for a month.
pretty funny...thanks
2007-06-06 23:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by Pro Bush 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha such a good jk and so meen on that girl lol
2007-06-07 06:59:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-06 22:51:16 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Damn! That was a good one! I'm going to have to tell my mom that joke!:)
2007-06-07 02:19:01 · answer #10 · answered by tangerine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋