Entertainment & Music - 5 June 2007

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on holiday to Jerusalem. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for £5000, or you can bury her here in the holy land for £150."
The man thought about it and told him he'd just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5000 to ship your mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful for her to be buried here and you would spend only £150?" The man replied, long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just cant take that chance."

2007-06-05 04:42:39 · 19 answers · asked by shoegalxx 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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who's the best - jack from 24 or jack from lost?

I love them both, but what do you think.

2007-06-05 04:42:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

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Who sings i touch myself..I think its blondie?

2007-06-05 04:41:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

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may i suggest that now is a good time to run?

sorry i farted

2007-06-05 04:40:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can you name songs with colors in the title?

2007-06-05 04:40:03 · 24 answers · asked by Emo Bunny* 2 in Movies

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Which of these Movies is the best? Put these movies in order from best (#1) to worst (#10)?

Glengarry Glen Ross
The Big Lebowski
The Color Purple
Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers
American Splendor
The Shining
The Silence Of The Lambs
Coming To America
The Prestige
Goonies

2007-06-05 04:39:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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what is your favorate quote?

2007-06-05 04:39:11 · 21 answers · asked by Esperanza 3 in Polls & Surveys

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That is not a good thing is it?

my eyes have gone cloudy.

2007-06-05 04:38:37 · 53 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What song...??

would explain how your day is going today?

2007-06-05 04:37:55 · 11 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Who covered (Aint it funny how) Time Slips Away?

I know WIllie did it, and a few others but one man did it in the 70's. Lives in Northern Va I think. It might have been a local (Md/Va) hit. If you can guess his name and are first Ill give you 10 pts. I know it was his biggest hit and maybe his only.

2007-06-05 04:37:51 · 4 answers · asked by eddie9551 5 in Country

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"Haven't you heard it's a battle of words?"?

The poster bearer cried..
"Listen son," said the man with the gun.
"There's room for you inside"

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2007-06-05 04:37:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Write out loud, can you?

c'mon show me what you got!....the louder writer will win ten points!

2007-06-05 04:36:55 · 10 answers · asked by Bibi 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the oldest object in your house?

2007-06-05 04:36:52 · 35 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Black History Month Question?

Are you black?

2007-06-05 04:35:43 · 26 answers · asked by Criela : ] 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Why don't people who enjoy Answers so much have a 360 page?

They love Yahoo Answers but don't have a 360 page to become friends with all these ppl who do answers...How come??? I enjoy making friends so much and started by Answers!!!
For those who don't know how to make one, heres the link
http://360.yahoo.com/login.html?.done=http%3A%2F%2F360.yahoo.com%2F&.src=360

2007-06-05 04:35:17 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

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when i married my dear overweight wife we made vows stating that.???

whats mine is hers and whats hers is mine.
so why is it now when i wear her frillies and stockings she demands a divorce!!

is she being unreasonable?? or is she jealous because i look better in em than her

p.s ..s.j got your parcel of white lacie's ...did you forget to wash em??

wil

2007-06-05 04:34:16 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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