A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on holiday to Jerusalem. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for £5000, or you can bury her here in the holy land for £150."
The man thought about it and told him he'd just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5000 to ship your mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful for her to be buried here and you would spend only £150?" The man replied, long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just cant take that chance."
2007-06-05 04:42:39 · 19 answers · asked by shoegalxx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha ...great mother -in-law one ........did not want her coming back.tee hee
2007-06-05 04:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah, sacrilege, always a riot. Hurray!! Two points for answering the non question
2007-06-05 11:48:10 · answer #2 · answered by avideogamer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This joke is way too old. I must have heard it a thousand time. Sorry, but it just isn't funny anymore.
2007-06-05 11:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2007-06-05 11:46:02 · answer #4 · answered by K.Rowley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shame man :-P lol thats a good one
2007-06-05 11:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by Melodé 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe twas alright
:) xx
2007-06-05 11:45:13 · answer #6 · answered by kjonno91 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! I love this one! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-06-05 12:13:40 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why aren't the doctors accurate with their diagnosis in that part of the world?.............why didn't he rise up after 2000 years we could all do with a bit of reconfirmation..if that's your bag...
2007-06-05 11:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not the sort of risk one would wish to take.
2007-06-05 12:02:19 · answer #9 · answered by Satan's avatar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-06-05 11:45:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋