Entertainment & Music - 2 June 2007

2007-06-02 03:58:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Note from husband:
My dear wife, l'm sure you'll understandl've certain needs that your 54yr old body can no longer supply.But l still value you as a wife, therefore, l'll be spending the evening with my 18yr old secretary but l'll be home before midnight.
When the man returns he finds this note from his wife:
My dear husband,thankyou for your honesty--though l'd like to remind you that you too are 54yrs old. So l'll be spending the evening with my 18yr old tennis-coach.
I'm sure you'll understand that though we're in the same situation, theres one crucial difference--18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. therefore l wont be home til tomorrow lunchtime















taken from this weeks "thats life"magazine

2007-06-02 03:57:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

How much money do you spend???

2007-06-02 03:57:32 · 9 answers · asked by Bien Chula 5 in Polls & Surveys

Now that it's raining more than ever, know that we'll still have each other, Will u come stand under my umbrella?

2007-06-02 03:57:25 · 19 answers · asked by krazykat 5 in Polls & Surveys

Futurama, Harry Potter, Billy & Mandy, Aqua Teen, Pirates, Lost, Kyle XY, Fullmetal Alchemist, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Narnia, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Lord of The Rings.

2007-06-02 03:56:56 · 38 answers · asked by Weird, but proud & happy! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-02 03:56:11 · 19 answers · asked by I forget 5 in Polls & Surveys

This certain person, has been answering my questions just to leave a nasty comment...how sad!

2007-06-02 03:55:06 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

pls help, I've got an important job interview for a managerial position within a multinational IT company and want to make a good first impression, but I'm not sure what to wear. Can you help?
Thanks

2007-06-02 03:54:49 · 40 answers · asked by lushpoppy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-02 03:53:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

white t shirts only lol

2007-06-02 03:52:20 · 31 answers · asked by leec 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-02 03:52:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I smoke Camel Lights.

2007-06-02 03:51:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm so fricking tired. I work open to close 4 nights a week. 11-12 hours a day. yesterday when i got off work i had to go straight to my boyfriends town, where i used to live, because they had a handful of tornadoes and his house lost its roof. i had to go get him and i ended up getting no sleep. Im about ready to fall asleep, which isnt good. i have to drive all day long for work. what are some ways other then coffee and pills that will keep me going?

2007-06-02 03:50:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

God and the Blonde


A blonde was driving down the street, in a panic because she had an
important meeting and couldn't find a parking space.

Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please take pity on me.
If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for the
rest of my life and give up promiscuous living and tequila."

Miraculously, an empty spot appeared.

She looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

2007-06-02 03:49:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Justin Lee Collins is a legend! The show just would not have worked without his ballsy, brash, intrepid approach to the show. He (and his crew) deserved more than that no-show at the Oil Barron's Ball.

2007-06-02 03:49:27 · 12 answers · asked by Kearney Zzyzwicz 2 in Soap Operas

2007-06-02 03:47:51 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-02 03:47:13 · 3 answers · asked by s.allely 1 in Other - Music

2007-06-02 03:46:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The cruel world?

2007-06-02 03:46:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-02 03:46:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt
Joaquin Phoenix
or somebody else?

2007-06-02 03:46:37 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if ya get scared half to death twice, do ya die????

2007-06-02 03:46:11 · 15 answers · asked by chris g 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-02 03:45:31 · 4 answers · asked by anonteen 2 in Polls & Surveys

Because we're keeping the dream alive?

2007-06-02 03:45:21 · 6 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-02 03:43:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-02 03:43:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

hey everybody!!! i changed my avatar!!! do you like it?? or do you want me to change it??? my avatar really reflects the real me,punk-rock and evil.except for the gender..i'm a girl in real life!

2007-06-02 03:43:06 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Shower or Bath
2. Ocean or Swimming Pool
3. Wine or Beer
4. Hot or Cold
5. Winter or Summer
6. Chinese or Italian
7. Cell phone or Blackberry
8. Clean or Messy
9. Restaurant food or homemade cooked meal
10. Lonely or with somebody


Thank you!

2007-06-02 03:42:51 · 38 answers · asked by ilzjux 5 in Polls & Surveys

Ugly Betty sounds like fun.

2007-06-02 03:42:28 · 12 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-02 03:41:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys