2007-06-02 03:47:51 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
2007-06-02 03:55:09 · answer #1 · answered by Hero and grunt 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2007-06-02 10:54:38 · answer #2 · answered by Nijg 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your name is Felicity. It's from the Latin word felix which means happy. So you should be happy.
2007-06-02 10:51:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have recently met an amzing man who loves my company, loves me and is simply a sensational person, just at a time when i had given up hope of finding that special someone again, there really is a silver lining
2007-06-02 10:52:14 · answer #4 · answered by sydneygal 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You won't find permanent happiness outside of yourself. Go inside, truly deep inside and that's where your happiness will start.
2007-06-02 10:52:04 · answer #5 · answered by achickfilmmaker 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My fingers have fallen off and I cant type.
Sometimes other peoples misfortune makes people happy.
2007-06-02 10:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by pecanchew 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The "xxx" at the end of your name makes me wonder about the meaning of this "happy" you want.........call me.
2007-06-02 11:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by Mark 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Two finger at both corner of mouth,tickle,watermelon.
2007-06-02 10:51:11 · answer #8 · answered by Moanika 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-06-02 10:52:44 · answer #9 · answered by Helena 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your the kindest,sweetest,most loving person that I ever not met !
2007-06-02 10:52:16 · answer #10 · answered by BEAR 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋