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God and the Blonde


A blonde was driving down the street, in a panic because she had an
important meeting and couldn't find a parking space.

Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please take pity on me.
If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for the
rest of my life and give up promiscuous living and tequila."

Miraculously, an empty spot appeared.

She looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

2007-06-02 03:49:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

that is hilarious!!!!!!!!! and yes i am a blonde and in love with blonde jokes!!!!!!! and Anya, they are jokes BACK OFF!!!!!

2007-06-02 03:55:41 · answer #1 · answered by ilovesomeone 3 · 3 0

I like it! I don't think blond jokes are very nice cause like there are smart blonds out there. I'm a brunette but I still respect blonds. Good joke though!!! When are people gonna start dumb brunette jokes!?!? LOL!! :)

2007-06-02 11:19:56 · answer #2 · answered by alliecat12608 3 · 0 0

Not a blond but love it!

2007-06-02 10:59:48 · answer #3 · answered by lorrnae 3 · 0 0

Hey. I am a blonde. Love it. youre probably a brunett. well get this:
blonde jokes, what brunettes are thinking of while the blondes are out partying with their boyfriends.
so hey dont be rude. not all blondes are dumb. in fact im going into law school in september. so ya know. yes

2007-06-02 10:54:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anya F 1 · 0 5

good one

2007-06-02 11:27:56 · answer #5 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0 0

hahaha.. lol... 10/10

2007-06-02 11:07:28 · answer #6 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0 0

ha ha funny

2007-06-02 11:09:25 · answer #7 · answered by izzy 4 · 0 0

hahaha.... cute

2007-06-02 13:49:06 · answer #8 · answered by ♥RaCheL♥ 6 · 0 0

haha love it...

2007-06-02 11:51:22 · answer #9 · answered by limpnoodle 2 · 0 0

good one lol :) !!!

2007-06-02 10:59:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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