God and the Blonde
A blonde was driving down the street, in a panic because she had an
important meeting and couldn't find a parking space.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please take pity on me.
If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for the
rest of my life and give up promiscuous living and tequila."
Miraculously, an empty spot appeared.
She looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
2007-06-02
03:49:36
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