Note from husband:
My dear wife, l'm sure you'll understandl've certain needs that your 54yr old body can no longer supply.But l still value you as a wife, therefore, l'll be spending the evening with my 18yr old secretary but l'll be home before midnight.
When the man returns he finds this note from his wife:
My dear husband,thankyou for your honesty--though l'd like to remind you that you too are 54yrs old. So l'll be spending the evening with my 18yr old tennis-coach.
I'm sure you'll understand that though we're in the same situation, theres one crucial difference--18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. therefore l wont be home til tomorrow lunchtime
taken from this weeks "thats life"magazine
2007-06-02 03:57:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
stick around folks. more to come
2007-06-02 04:11:17 · update #1
WHOA! Ok, that took me a few seconds to understand it. Of course I had to read the end like 5 times to get it, but THAT'S FUNNY! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-02 04:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by 嗨! 안녕! =) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Congrats on your device fee ticket. i think of you're over complicating it. First, as a GA pilot, i could purely report direct, until you could not due on your avionics. in the event that they want you on a SID, they're going to supply you one. Now, in case you have a competent clarification for submitting a particular SID, then tell the guy on the telephone/radio that (I did this when I used to fly from an excellent airport to a distinctive small airport that exchange into actually a restoration on between the departure approaches). "process flight is blah departure, foo transition". i've got continually filed over the telephone/radio. the guy on the different end won't giggle on your ear in case you go incorrect. they would be conscious of what you mean, in case you chop back to rubble, and maximum suitable you. Do it as quickly as, and you will have it down. frequently nevertheless, i could leave out the SID/celeb and enable ATC verify that. in the event that they attempt to furnish you one which you would be able to not fly (e.g. through A/C downside), then tell them.
2016-12-18 11:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by mcdonnell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-06-02 04:35:16 · answer #3 · answered by David 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont apologise, its a good one, people shouldnt be on this section, if easily offended. have a star
2007-06-02 11:26:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
super 9/10
2007-06-02 04:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by phoenix 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's brill
2007-06-02 04:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by MISSY G 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"JOE KING" Has always been a fish out of water!! oop's pardon me for the pun! Sounds like a "MEXICAN STAND OFF" sadly ive been there and got his T shirt!! To sum up whats good for the Goose is good for the Gander. Anything for a larf,garf,garf,anything for a larf! Anyone for tennis? > JK <
2007-06-02 04:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by JOKERSWILD 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!
2007-06-02 04:01:18 · answer #8 · answered by lovestogarden 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah, that's good enough to earn a star.
2007-06-02 04:05:04 · answer #9 · answered by Ste B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow still gets me everytime i hear it and i really needed to laugh today!!! def. a star!!!
2007-06-02 04:09:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋