Entertainment & Music - 31 May 2007

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2007-05-31 13:23:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen."

2007-05-31 13:23:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-31 13:22:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A mother has 5 daughters, each has one brother. How many children does she have?

2007-05-31 13:21:34 · 17 answers · asked by erica l 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-31 13:21:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can someone blow up a building or something REAL.

2007-05-31 13:20:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

But cant drag themselves off their laptop because of Yahoo answer addiction.

2007-05-31 13:20:06 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 13:19:01 · 26 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Polls & Surveys

A bunch of punks from Mozilla!Answers just challenged us to a rumble! Let's get 'em! Who's with me?!?

2007-05-31 13:17:13 · 44 answers · asked by JonBoy74 5 in Polls & Surveys

Trance is far superior music to hip hop and what they play in clubs here. In Europe trance/house are standard club fare. On top of that, the artists look better and are much more respectable guys. They're a lot more talented on average I think. At least the top few. Tiesto, Paul Van Dyk, ATB, Oakenfold and others. Trance is more fun to dance to. It attracts a classier crowd. Man it's just a hell of a lot better. What's the deal? Rap and hip hop blow. Bumping and grinding are for tribesmen, not sophisticated members of society. It disgusts me. When I see girls especially doing it I lose much respect for them, no class.

2007-05-31 13:15:29 · 11 answers · asked by anon 2 in Other - Music

Life is too short to dance with ugly men?

2007-05-31 13:15:10 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After Lindsey Lohan again.

2007-05-31 13:14:53 · 21 answers · asked by your wonderwall 5 in Polls & Surveys

yea i know they both are bad for you but if u absolutly had to pick what would you pick?

2007-05-31 13:14:40 · 30 answers · asked by T-Mart 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 13:13:28 · 22 answers · asked by Damn™ the Man 3 in Polls & Surveys

or new triple stuffed fetal-oreos?

2007-05-31 13:12:32 · 26 answers · asked by devilishlyclever™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 13:11:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 13:11:48 · 24 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

??? lol

2007-05-31 13:10:19 · 5 answers · asked by porky 1 in Celebrities

what the best thing to say/give this father's day?

2007-05-31 13:09:14 · 21 answers · asked by pretty girl make grave 2 in Polls & Surveys

What you really, really want?

2007-05-31 13:08:28 · 12 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 13:07:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 13:07:20 · 36 answers · asked by Jebbie 7 in Polls & Surveys

..or dread them?thanks alot*

2007-05-31 13:06:47 · 11 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Polls & Surveys

since everyone is almost naked on TV these days, why doesn't everyone just take it off, we could live in a naked nasty world, we are on the verge anyway. MORALS DO NOT EXCIST ANYMORE IN MY BOOK!

2007-05-31 13:05:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 13:05:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.
The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"
Charlie replies, "Driving to Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well, Charlie, how are you doing?"
Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago."
"Great," replies the nurse.
The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously mas*ur*ating.
Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?"
Bob says, "I'm scr*wing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago." :)

2007-05-31 13:03:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-31 13:02:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 13:01:27 · 23 answers · asked by El Sexy Version de Seth Rogen 3 in Polls & Surveys

To all Catholics out there, not offending other beliefs. I would love to contact the spirit world. My mother told me it was evil. I'ving bad dreams of my parents and i'm sure they are telling me something. Tell me i'm i wrong to do this. Is it right or wrong to to do thisl. Honest answers please.

2007-05-31 13:01:13 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 13:01:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys