In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.
The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"
Charlie replies, "Driving to Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well, Charlie, how are you doing?"
Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago."
"Great," replies the nurse.
The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously mas*ur*ating.
Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?"
Bob says, "I'm scr*wing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago." :)
2007-05-31 13:03:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for making me laugh so hard almosted peed my pants
2007-05-31 13:09:21 · answer #1 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent! 10/10!
2007-05-31 13:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Charlie!! lol
2007-05-31 14:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by Zealotta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-05-31 13:49:52 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one fidgety! Have a star - you're on good form tonight!
(whereas I feel lousy today, but I always look out for you to cheer us up!)
2007-05-31 13:22:16 · answer #5 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, now thats what i call a joke, brilliant, 10/10+star. x
2007-05-31 21:03:37 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oohh!! Hahahaha! Talk about two-timing! LOL. LOL.
2007-06-01 16:57:26 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaa! that's funny ! I cant stop imagining the whole scene ! LOL!
2007-05-31 13:13:22 · answer #8 · answered by gurlpower 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did'nt charlie take his wife with him to Chicago?....
2007-06-04 05:43:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my, to be a nurse in a place like this:))
2007-05-31 13:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg, u lucky nurse, did u really saw him doing that mmmaaa...sss...... .ur.....bating......pl. tell me now who is a real crazy : that nurse or those two fools.....
i really enjoyed that joke....lol
pl. let me have it every day ? can u make me lol every day ?
thanks, SANAT, USA
2007-05-31 13:15:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋