Entertainment & Music - 29 May 2007

A man and a pregnant woman visit their doctor to see how the baby is coming along. While there, the doctor mentions that they have made a new treatment that allows a female to transfer the pain of childbearing onto the father of the baby. The couple decide that it is a good plan, so they hook up the mother and the doctor turns on the machine. "I'll start it off on 10% transfer rate.", the doctor says. "I don't feel anything painful at all.", the man says. "Oh yeah, baby! That's great!", the mother says. "That's odd", the doctor says, "I'll crank it up to 50%". "Still nothing...", the man says. The mother's smile gets even bigger. "Okay, I'll put it on 100% then.", the doctor says. "STILL nothing!", the man says. The woman looks very, very happy. "We'll just leave, this isn't working. I mean, it is for her, not for me though.", the man says. "That's fine. I'd say you're a very lucky man. This is the first time that the pain has just been deleted.", the doctor replies. So the couple....

2007-05-29 13:01:19 · 6 answers · asked by ==== 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is your mom a good cook?

2007-05-29 13:00:37 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Recommend some songs please?

I like to sing songs that relate to me or my current situation, and currently, I'm moving away from my love, so if you know some songs about being away from your love (but not in the sense of breaking up or cheating or whatever), then please tell me the titles and singers of them. Thank you!

2007-05-29 12:59:37 · 19 answers · asked by Kaorin Kazemoto 2 in Other - Music

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What do you think would happen if I put pop rocks in my place?

Sounds kinda amusing....... ^_^

2007-05-29 12:59:01 · 7 answers · asked by Susie 6 in Polls & Surveys

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In Forrest Gump, what is the song being played as Jenny is about to jump off her balcony?

Title and Artist if you know

2007-05-29 12:58:16 · 10 answers · asked by Ben 2 in Movies

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Does my 360 picture intimidate you?

I don't bite ya know. and for the unanswered question?...Yes it's me Bambi, and YES it is my REAl name......lol

2007-05-29 12:56:48 · 24 answers · asked by Bambi 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Tell me, what could I fill a bucket with to please you?

2007-05-29 12:55:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How far do you like to go?

2007-05-29 12:55:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you think of this?

2007-05-29 12:54:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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You know your drunk when (ha ha ha I've done all of these)?

1. you talk to a tree
2. You hug your tv
3. you talk to your bowl that looks like a fish or an animal of some sort
4. you think that someone is talkin to you when they same wheres JAck Daniels(taht one isnt funny but that is what I thought my name was)
5.You think that pretzels look like wine cooler bottles
6. you cant count to three anymore
7.well I could go on but I think I would like you all to help me out..

2007-05-29 12:52:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How much ransom money would you give me if I told you I have a video of you singing and dancing to MMM Bop?

I'm just curious but I don't actually have one...or do I?

2007-05-29 12:50:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why is 20 yr old Lindsey Lohan getting away with publicly drinking when if it were me or you we'd be busted?

Isn't it the law that the legal drinking age is 21? Then why is it out there publicly that she is drinking and driving and nothing is done? I'd be in jail if that was me. Just because she has money and is famous its OK? Its so irritating. Just as much so as Paris Hilton. Justice needs to be done!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-29 12:49:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Is Paul Harvey still alive and still working?

2007-05-29 12:49:25 · 6 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Celebrities

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I just took this quiz and it turns out I'm a.......?

Sex offender. Should I be worried?
You take it too. I picked black because it goes with everything.
http://www.gagirl.com/quiz/colours.html

2007-05-29 12:49:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is Elizabeth Hasselbeck as mean as she seems.?

I'm not a fan of Rosie's, but I am so tired of Elizabeth's whiney, self centered, arrogant rants. She strikes me as not being a very kind person. I don't see her as very empathetic. I can't think of one conversation that she has participated in where she showed she was concerned or caring about another human being.

2007-05-29 12:47:40 · 18 answers · asked by Suzanne H 2 in Talk Shows

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so I am curious?

how tall are you ?

2007-05-29 12:47:24 · 13 answers · asked by welcometomydream 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Do You Wear Makeup?

2007-05-29 12:42:35 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are your top 5 favorite songs?

My style of music tends to be pop, r&b, alternative, dance, rap, sometimes rock, and things in those genres. No heavy metal or oldies please. Anyone can answers but please supply at least five. All answers are appreciated and I will pick the Best Answer based on who answers best to my question while helping me find new music! Thanks!

2007-05-29 12:42:08 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

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does this ever happen to you??

when i eat something salty ,right after, i get a craving for something really sweet and vise versa! does this ever happen to you?

2007-05-29 12:41:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys