1. you talk to a tree
2. You hug your tv
3. you talk to your bowl that looks like a fish or an animal of some sort
4. you think that someone is talkin to you when they same wheres JAck Daniels(taht one isnt funny but that is what I thought my name was)
5.You think that pretzels look like wine cooler bottles
6. you cant count to three anymore
7.well I could go on but I think I would like you all to help me out..
2007-05-29 12:52:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
***** I aint braggin I am pointin out that this is how you know you are ****** drunk you whoe bag.. You know your drunk when you cant hoe right
2007-05-29 13:04:57 · update #1
I meant spell hoe right
2007-05-29 13:05:26 · update #2
You start singin "who stole the cookies form the cookie jar.. your mama stole the cookies form the cookie jar. I stole the cookies from the cookie jar the cookie jar the mama your cookie" My friend just sent that in an email.. God she is the drnk phrase queen...
2007-05-29 13:08:45 · update #3
u pee on your mothers leather sofa
2007-05-29 12:57:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You try to walk to the bathroom and fall into the wall.
Your taking shots from the bottle and cant taste it anymore.
The cat looks like a pillow.
Youre outside looking for the dog and shes inside sitting on the couch.
Good times!
2007-05-29 19:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like you all of the above work but for me its headbutting something really hard like a brick wall, falling into the gutter and then getting up and going into blockbuster to rent a video and eat popcorn that sticks to the roof of your mouth in the morning. YUMMY
2007-05-29 19:56:56 · answer #3 · answered by muzz 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You chase a deer in Southern Kentucky and take two days trying to find your way out of the forest and back to the hotel.
2007-05-29 19:57:18 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I usually know I'm drunk when I'm on a table dancing and a shirt come off.
2007-05-29 19:56:48 · answer #5 · answered by angelofgothic 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah pretty much happened on the weekend,, lol you forgot 8. when you summersault down the hill ,, instead of walking
2007-05-29 19:56:18 · answer #6 · answered by joeelliot 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think most people have done stupid things while under the influence but I don't think it's cool to brag about it. Try AA. They're in the phone book.
2007-05-29 19:58:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
When you fall out of a moving car and it doesn't hurt (until later). *sigh* I am glad I outgrew those three months...
2007-05-29 19:59:22 · answer #8 · answered by Susan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when I start telling all my friends how much I love them over and over again LOL
2007-05-29 19:57:18 · answer #9 · answered by drclaudia06 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you're not drunk if you can lay on the ground without holding on hahaha.
2007-05-29 19:56:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋