Entertainment & Music - 27 May 2007

2007-05-27 21:44:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

everyone says that my best traits is that i am a very loyal person but they also say that it is one of worst traits...what is your best and worst traits?

2007-05-27 21:44:27 · 11 answers · asked by faris j 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 21:43:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The seven dwarfs are on their last day in Italy and request an audience with the Pope to settle an arguement they had the previous evening at the Vatican Zoo. " Yes my children, what can I do for you?", the Pope asks. Doppey steps forward and without much protocal, asks " Your honor, are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?" The Pope thinks for a minute and tells him not to his knowledge. The other dwarfs exchange a mischevious smile. "What about in Italy?" Doppey continues, his voice filled with urgency. "No, am I afraid not" answers the Pope. " And in Europe?" " I do not think so?" the Pope says. By this time, The other dwarfs can not contain their amusement, and break out into uncontrolled laughter. Beeds of persperation beginning to form on Doppies head. " What about the world, surely there must be some?" " Nope!" says the Pope. The other dwarfs are on the floor, laughing their eyes out. The Pope joins in the laughter when he hears a high pitched voice "Doppey ****** a pinguin!!!"

2007-05-27 21:43:34 · 8 answers · asked by tod m 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-27 21:43:29 · 12 answers · asked by swordfishla 2 in Polls & Surveys

Which one do you get more deletions talking about?

2007-05-27 21:43:23 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 21:43:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 21:42:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am loyal to a fault...especially to friends and families

2007-05-27 21:42:14 · 24 answers · asked by faris j 6 in Polls & Surveys

jabonga!

2007-05-27 21:41:01 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a lot of friends?

2007-05-27 21:39:57 · 26 answers · asked by faris j 6 in Polls & Surveys

I use loreal glam shine if im going out but I usually use blistex on regular days.. I believe in preventing fever blisters not waiting til they appear those things are gross..

2007-05-27 21:39:19 · 13 answers · asked by Giggagirl 6 in Polls & Surveys

Desire?

2007-05-27 21:39:08 · 23 answers · asked by xoxoxRSLxoxox 1 in Polls & Surveys

which one is the best?

2007-05-27 21:38:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 21:38:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is the cause, and are you winning the struggle?

2007-05-27 21:38:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

First one to answer me correctly I will pick as best answer.

2007-05-27 21:37:29 · 11 answers · asked by Badic 1 in Polls & Surveys

what is hands down the worst show on tv right now in your opinion?

2007-05-27 21:36:46 · 12 answers · asked by Nick M 2 in Polls & Surveys

i graduated in paris.they called me as "mr" instead of "miss"...and mixed my name with my family name...so basically dad was the one graduated and not me...

2007-05-27 21:36:30 · 19 answers · asked by faris j 6 in Polls & Surveys

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his vehicle, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself.

He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up head of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped! Amazed that he could pass his Ferrari, the doctor gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph.

He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out to see that, unbelievably, the old man is still alive.

He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."

2007-05-27 21:36:17 · 5 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-27 21:36:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your t*ts."

She said, "Well, that explains the goatee."

2007-05-27 21:36:07 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-27 21:34:53 · 12 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

Cardiac resucitation

Mechanical respiration

Tube feeding

Blood or blood products

Kidney Dialysis

Antibiotics

Any invasive diagnostic tests

Any surgery

And will you donate your organs if you don't make it?

2007-05-27 21:34:41 · 8 answers · asked by sweet pea 5 in Polls & Surveys

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger
than the size of an AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell
laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came
over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't
happen again. Now ... what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ed replied.


The doctor fainted.

2007-05-27 21:33:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I dont have a boyfriend,but do any1 thinks dat boys change after getting a perfect match?so if any1 can give me dis answer then i'll think that ther is gud guys somewhere.i'll now take a nap and i should see preety lot answer when i'll wake.UNDERSTAND?????????

2007-05-27 21:33:01 · 7 answers · asked by NIKI 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 21:32:53 · 26 answers · asked by Wolf guy lupine 5 in Polls & Surveys

going to the movies?the guy in front of me probably bathe himself in perfume and cologne to impress his girlfriend!he smells sooooo bad...we were seated in the middle rows...most of the people behind him moved!thank god that the theatre was not full...

2007-05-27 21:31:38 · 14 answers · asked by faris j 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 21:31:14 · 17 answers · asked by nursegrl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 21:30:23 · 14 answers · asked by jose 4 in Polls & Surveys