The seven dwarfs are on their last day in Italy and request an audience with the Pope to settle an arguement they had the previous evening at the Vatican Zoo. " Yes my children, what can I do for you?", the Pope asks. Doppey steps forward and without much protocal, asks " Your honor, are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?" The Pope thinks for a minute and tells him not to his knowledge. The other dwarfs exchange a mischevious smile. "What about in Italy?" Doppey continues, his voice filled with urgency. "No, am I afraid not" answers the Pope. " And in Europe?" " I do not think so?" the Pope says. By this time, The other dwarfs can not contain their amusement, and break out into uncontrolled laughter. Beeds of persperation beginning to form on Doppies head. " What about the world, surely there must be some?" " Nope!" says the Pope. The other dwarfs are on the floor, laughing their eyes out. The Pope joins in the laughter when he hears a high pitched voice "Doppey ****** a pinguin!!!"
2007-05-27 21:43:34 · 8 answers · asked by tod m 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My dear Tod the week has only just begun...
So I am afraid your jokes not the funniest one.
Besides the Joke has had many a run...
So many in fact, that it is really no more fun.
But it is nice to know that dwarf nuns there are none...
And that Doppey the dwarf ****** a penguin!!!
2007-05-27 22:13:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, allow me inform you a comic story now. Stranded. A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are stranded on an island approximately twenty miles from civilization and are relatively hungry, so in the future the brunette immediately says, "I'm going to take a look at and swim throughout" so she begins swimming and is going, 5 miles, ten miles and says "Oh guy I'm worn out" and drowned. The subsequent day the redhead says "I ponder whether she made it? I'm going too" and begins swimming. She will get to 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and immediately says" oh guy I'm worn out" and drowned. The subsequent day the blonde thinks, "I ponder whether she made it" so she begins swimming too and will get to 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, nineteen miles, and says " oh guy I'm worn out" and swam again to the island.
2016-09-05 14:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by crismond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny but I dont know about it being the funniest this week let me get back to you on Sunday...
2007-05-27 22:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by Eza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm it was ok but not the best i heard this week cause the week isnt over yet :) good try though.
2007-05-27 21:49:09 · answer #4 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still funny. :)
2007-05-27 22:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before
2007-05-27 21:59:07 · answer #6 · answered by Magster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-05-27 22:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by jim 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-30 20:25:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋