Entertainment & Music - 25 May 2007

Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient: "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"

"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

2007-05-25 02:32:01 · 9 answers · asked by delphinuz 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't ask many questions cos I can't ever think of anything that it as witty as some of the others on here, but I do enjoy answering. I'm fairly new but I'm hooked!!

2007-05-25 02:29:37 · 22 answers · asked by dd 4 in Polls & Surveys

i like singing folk songs like I'll fly away, keep on the sunny side of life, you are my sunshine, wildwood flower (june carter cash) So, if you can think of a cd name that would fit those songs(along with a few others) tell me!!!!! if it's good, i will give you 10 points!!!! OOOohhh!

2007-05-25 02:29:31 · 8 answers · asked by Jenny L. 2 in Other - Music

to accompany the items on the barby will be?

2007-05-25 02:28:09 · 34 answers · asked by Scotch Tape 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 02:25:57 · 19 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 02:25:50 · 47 answers · asked by piglet 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 02:24:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I get so sick of turning on the tv and seeing some angry woman on Oprah complaining about men holding doors for women or why does the man always have to drive or whatever because women can hold their own and they don't need a man to open a door or drive them around they're perfectly capable human beings.

But then in the next breath, the same woman is going on about how some man doesn't buy his wife flowers enough or didn't get her a big enough rock on her engagement ring.

They make us all look like hypocrites and morons.

I don't need a door held for me or to be driven around, but it's nice when he does it and I don't expect flowers and my jewelry is fine by me.

I'm also proud to be a stay at home mom and had absolutely no issue when I was pregnant and he told me that in his opinion kids need their mothers to stay home with them when they're small. I even agreed.

Shut the heck up already.

2007-05-25 02:23:51 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this weekend?

2007-05-25 02:22:32 · 11 answers · asked by Scotch Tape 5 in Polls & Surveys

I dont have one but if i did it would say feed me.

2007-05-25 02:21:53 · 10 answers · asked by CHA CHA 1 in Polls & Surveys

Hat... I am going on to a building site this afternoon to look at the plans...... can any one lend me one?

2007-05-25 02:19:39 · 31 answers · asked by Maria S © 7 in Polls & Surveys

is it ready to prepare a feast
or would you think students lived in your house LOL!

2007-05-25 02:18:45 · 28 answers · asked by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 in Polls & Surveys

is it to tease men

2007-05-25 02:18:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Punish them!?

2007-05-25 02:17:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 02:16:02 · 27 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 02:15:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

birthdays, holloween, christmas...

2007-05-25 02:13:29 · 10 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

plses help me i really want to be a singer more than anything and my parents dont support me at all so any tips for becomg a singer plese help talent scouts and proudcers

2007-05-25 02:12:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singing

seriously people need to get a grip.

2007-05-25 02:09:35 · 25 answers · asked by Shy Tammy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 02:09:22 · 18 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 02:09:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 02:08:53 · 10 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm an early morning/late evening kind of a guy...when a few minutes during the work day.

2007-05-25 02:08:43 · 8 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Polls & Surveys

what do you think the odda are that my husband will pick up the slack since he has a 3 day weekend? hehehehe
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2007-05-25 02:08:21 · 6 answers · asked by Ruby Tuesday 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 02:07:59 · 10 answers · asked by Michel 4 in Horoscopes

2007-05-25 02:07:36 · 9 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Polls & Surveys

matey, arrrgh

2007-05-25 02:07:11 · 15 answers · asked by Uncle B2 7 in Polls & Surveys

sleep that is...

2007-05-25 02:06:23 · 32 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is your favorite song? Who sings it? Why do you like it? How does it make you feel?

2007-05-25 02:05:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like being out with nature and not hearing the sounds of the city. Waking up in the morning and smelling the dew on the grass and walking down to the water and feeling the breeze. I want to go now :(

2007-05-25 02:05:35 · 7 answers · asked by Shy Tammy 2 in Polls & Surveys