Entertainment & Music - 23 May 2007

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet gator.He puts the gator on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.I'll make you a deal.I'll open this gators mouth and place my manhood inside.Then the gator will close his mouth for 1 minute,Then he'll open his mouth And I'll remove my unit unscathed.In return for witnessing this,each of you will buy me a drink.The crowd murmured their approval.The man stood on the bar, dropped his trousers and placed his Johnson and related parts in the gator's mouth.The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and hit the gator hard on top of its head.The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed.The crowd cheered and the first of his drinks was delivered.The man stood up and made another offer."I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."A hush fell over the crowd.After a while,a hand went up in the back of the bar.A Blonde timidlyspoke up, I'll try it,just dont hit me so hard.

2007-05-23 11:17:49 · 9 answers · asked by melygoni 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Please take this quick survey....?

what is your favorite...
1)band/singer
2)comedy (movie)
3)drama (movie)
4)scary movie
5)food
6)board game
7)web site
8)song
9)store
10)what year were you born
11)where do you live

thanks so much..sorry its so long..and pointless

2007-05-23 11:15:18 · 18 answers · asked by be_the_blonde 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Did your dad ask, "Son when you grow up, will you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned"

2007-05-23 11:15:10 · 13 answers · asked by Parercut Faint 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Rosie O'Donnell WTF?

I used to be a huge fan of Rosie.I hope she no longer wishes to adopt a child.I think they might not let her adopt with her weird ways.Rosie, come back down to earth dear.

2007-05-23 11:15:01 · 12 answers · asked by waterlover 4 in Talk Shows

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WHATS UR FAVORITE song!!!?

include artists name

i need more songs on my mp3 player...

2007-05-23 11:14:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

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Ever have days when you are SO....uh...."randy"....that you count the minutes til he/she gets home?

God, I have no idea why I get like this sometimes.......do humans go into heat like animals? lol

All I know is, he better be ready to go when he gets home! >: )

2007-05-23 11:14:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can someone give me a star?

lets see how many we can get!

2007-05-23 11:14:21 · 40 answers · asked by Run for Pride 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you picture peacefulness in your mind?

2007-05-23 11:14:07 · 18 answers · asked by maggie 4 in Polls & Surveys

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If you saw someone with a hat that had a propeller on top of it?

would you sneak a spin when you walked by and pretend it was unintentional?
or boldly walk up and spin it like a top?

2007-05-23 11:13:21 · 17 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like banana bread?

2007-05-23 11:12:59 · 66 answers · asked by If your a bird, I'm a bird.. 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Dont you just hate it when you send someone an email...just trying to say something nice and they dont respond

some people are stuck-up. I mean if you dont want anyone to email you then dont allow emails!

2007-05-23 11:12:54 · 21 answers · asked by Bark at the Moon 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Who here Loves the band U2??!!?

What songs do you like? Why do you like them? Have you ever been to a concert?

I love U2 because they are a great rock band who have NEVER sold themselves out and they have great lyrics with real meaning!! I also know that they do alot for charities and helping the world! Bono (Paul Hewson) Is very involved with eliminating AIDS and helping people in Africa!

2007-05-23 11:11:31 · 24 answers · asked by shouting is better 3 in Rock and Pop

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POLL: What's your fave color? Fave food?

My fave color's pink, & I like ramen!

2007-05-23 11:10:39 · 40 answers · asked by coconut 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there anyone that would like to join me outside for an alfresco situation hint hint ?

2007-05-23 11:09:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys