A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet gator.He puts the gator on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.I'll make you a deal.I'll open this gators mouth and place my manhood inside.Then the gator will close his mouth for 1 minute,Then he'll open his mouth And I'll remove my unit unscathed.In return for witnessing this,each of you will buy me a drink.The crowd murmured their approval.The man stood on the bar, dropped his trousers and placed his Johnson and related parts in the gator's mouth.The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and hit the gator hard on top of its head.The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed.The crowd cheered and the first of his drinks was delivered.The man stood up and made another offer."I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."A hush fell over the crowd.After a while,a hand went up in the back of the bar.A Blonde timidlyspoke up, I'll try it,just dont hit me so hard.
2007-05-23 11:17:49 · 9 answers · asked by melygoni 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha! star!
2007-05-23 11:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too long! stopped reading
2007-05-23 19:08:19 · answer #2 · answered by Digz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-23 18:21:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-05-23 19:30:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg really dont get it
2007-05-23 19:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by ♥l.0.v.E♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhahahaha. good one
2007-05-23 18:21:17 · answer #6 · answered by dance like no one looking 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah! nice.
2007-05-23 18:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one mate...
2007-05-23 22:03:50 · answer #8 · answered by K.J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-23 18:23:17 · answer #9 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋