Entertainment & Music - 19 May 2007

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2007-05-19 21:27:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the cinema." The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, "Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!" Agnes whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it...you've seen one, you've seen them all." Madge says, "I KNOW...but this one's eating my POPCORN!!"

2007-05-19 21:27:22 · 25 answers · asked by ? 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone else get annoyed with EJs rapid blinking of the eyes? Whatever he says he has to blink his eyes about ten to twenty times? What is up with that? And do you think he REALLY loves Sammi?

2007-05-19 21:26:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

2007-05-19 21:21:30 · 15 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

here is the question will you please star me?
let's see how many will?

2007-05-19 21:21:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a man is riding his horse when he stops a biker bar he gets off the horse and walks in and asks for a glass of water the barman gets a gun and puts it to the mans head and then the man says thankyou and gets on his horse and rides away.
why does he do this ???

2007-05-19 21:17:42 · 3 answers · asked by laura w 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-19 21:15:52 · 26 answers · asked by J♥R♥R 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 21:07:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

person fiction or non-fiction from the past who would you be??

I would like to be Juliet from Romeo and Juliet or Scarlett O'Hara from Gone with the Wind....yep! : )

2007-05-19 20:57:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How would you live your life?

2007-05-19 20:55:44 · 16 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

...or do you just watch the final decision on American Idol?

2007-05-19 20:53:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Having your mother walk in on you having sex
OR
Walking in on your mother having sex? Ewww.........

2007-05-19 20:53:23 · 11 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 20:51:59 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 20:50:24 · 21 answers · asked by lildevilgrl 5 in Polls & Surveys

Marry a person who loves you but, whom you will never love
OR
Marry a person you love but,who will never love you?

2007-05-19 20:48:01 · 22 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Polls & Surveys

im into rap r&b that type of music
such as
never let you down
anonymous
the artist akon.
those types of songs.
anyone have some good songs
or remixes?

2007-05-19 20:44:55 · 11 answers · asked by holla 1 in Rap and Hip-Hop

and why is that?

2007-05-19 20:43:30 · 16 answers · asked by Kelly 2 in Horoscopes

2007-05-19 20:39:34 · 6 answers · asked by lildevilgrl 5 in Polls & Surveys

is she full???

2007-05-19 20:38:52 · 3 answers · asked by kristiW 4 in Polls & Surveys

my whole body hurts!!!!

2007-05-19 20:37:02 · 18 answers · asked by 2D1iLuV 7 in Polls & Surveys

Just wondering.......

2007-05-19 20:27:31 · 15 answers · asked by T-Vol 5 in Polls & Surveys

Its calling to me, but I'm on a "diet"! What would you do in a situation like this?

2007-05-19 20:27:00 · 24 answers · asked by ηєvєrmorє 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 20:25:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 20:23:05 · 12 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've always been a fan. Something about that gal.
I've just checked some videos on youtube, and I'm like... Damn!
I have been drinking, but I think so sober too. I'm just less vocal about it.

2007-05-19 20:22:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

yeah, besides beer...

2007-05-19 20:19:28 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 20:19:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am having that problem right now

2007-05-19 20:17:28 · 8 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

SILENCE is also a way of communication?

2007-05-19 20:17:04 · 9 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

Are they interesting?

2007-05-19 20:16:14 · 3 answers · asked by hereceivedacall 3 in Other - Entertainment