An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the cinema." The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, "Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!" Agnes whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it...you've seen one, you've seen them all." Madge says, "I KNOW...but this one's eating my POPCORN!!"
2007-05-19 21:27:22 · 25 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha thas quite funni lol
u can av a star 4 tha lol
2007-05-20 00:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2 spinsters at the cinema
Pssst. The fellow next to me is pounding his pud!
Ignore him!
I would,but he's using my hand!
2 spinsters are at the market.
A sign says "Wieners--3 for a dollar"
One says to the other one "Good! We can eat one!"
2007-05-20 04:35:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ill give it a 6 out of 10
2007-05-20 04:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by The Steve 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not 1 of ur best 7/10 x
2007-05-20 13:34:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahah thets fricken halerios!!! No doubt about it deserves 10 stars maybe even 1000!!! you shure got me laughing!! :) :p
2007-05-20 04:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not that funny
would give 5 on 10
2007-05-20 04:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by ~!Blossom!~ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ewww! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-20 07:24:14 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u got that 1 from comedy central.
2007-05-20 14:41:23 · answer #8 · answered by :)☮♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad for a sunday morning i spose
2007-05-20 04:39:03 · answer #9 · answered by Jay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes quite funny, good punchline.
2007-05-20 04:44:30 · answer #10 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋