Entertainment & Music - 16 May 2007

2007-05-16 04:56:13 · 12 answers · asked by kindofkitty 6 in Polls & Surveys

I went to get my tarrot cards read this past weekend. I was talking to the reader about my love life. I told her about my new bf and y ex that is snooping around again. Then she asked what zodiac signs they were and what mine was. I told her that I was a virgo, my bf is a leo, and my ex was a scorpio. After that she just laughed and said good luck with that one honey. What does that mean? Are both of those signs bad with virgos?

2007-05-16 04:55:42 · 2 answers · asked by mandy 1 in Horoscopes

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2007-05-16 04:54:58 · 19 answers · asked by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have DOZENS of special lures, insects, morsels, etc. that can attract a plethora of fish to my boat! I'm a season, perfectionistic, professional! Yet when I talk to all my friends and anglers on the essential nature of master baiting, everyone -- especially those smarmy faced teenagers -- giggle and smirk! Don't you think master baiting is important to acknowledge and share with others!?

2007-05-16 04:54:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me.. Not so long ago. It was my brother's birthday yesterday.

2007-05-16 04:52:26 · 46 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

i need some lyric sites i can look at while im at school....or at home either one

2007-05-16 04:52:00 · 9 answers · asked by *BeAuTiFuL* 1 in Lyrics

I'm thinking of taking a couple of days off from Yahoo Answers as I feel kind of down and i don't want to make anybody feel down. I have the wake tomorrow and the bruial on Friday. My cousin changed it again. Anyway I don't want to depress anybody so will you wish me luck with everything? Also will you be there for me in spirit as I'm gonna need it?

2007-05-16 04:51:38 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am NOT a morning person! I can get up.. just not function for about 20 minutes!

2007-05-16 04:51:28 · 31 answers · asked by Miss T 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 04:50:24 · 43 answers · asked by Miss T 4 in Polls & Surveys

to check out the opposite sex?

2007-05-16 04:47:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 04:47:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 04:46:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this person is handsome or ugly or average?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=dougie%20poynter&btnG=Google+Search&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

2007-05-16 04:46:05 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-05-16 04:45:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 04:45:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

STUN GUN (Only a guy would do this!)

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a
little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your
assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.
Nothing!

I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch
of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!!

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries right?!!

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and
taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.

Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded
with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!"

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head ****** to one side as
to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WEAPONS OF MASS
_DESTRUCTION!@$$!%_

I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and
over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles
nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making
meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!"

Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself.

You will not let go of that thing unt il it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative.

SON-OF-A-... that hurt like h3|| !!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent
reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get up there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles? I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock.

P.S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!

2007-05-16 04:44:47 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ME♥ 6 in Jokes & Riddles

How can I help?

2007-05-16 04:42:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when you meet a friend or workmates partner,and they're not what you expected at all..

2007-05-16 04:41:39 · 29 answers · asked by mary 5 in Polls & Surveys

Which do you think is better, the Geico cavemen or the gecko???

Also I heard a rumor that they are thinking about making a citcom based on the cavemen. Has anyone else heard this and would you watch it???

2007-05-16 04:40:59 · 15 answers · asked by Dan 4 in Comedy

2007-05-16 04:40:22 · 24 answers · asked by 123 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 04:39:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

really?

thanks alot*

2007-05-16 04:39:23 · 18 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Polls & Surveys

I really liked the concept of Six Million Dollar Man and Bionic Woman was great too.

2007-05-16 04:39:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 04:39:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. do you ever 'forget' to wash your hands after using the restroom?
2. how many different people have you kissed?
3. fruit snacks or granola bars?
4. what are you wearing right now?
5. tell me a secret about yourself...

2007-05-16 04:38:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 04:38:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Kids start typing in a coherent manner and using proper grammar and punctuation when necessary?

2007-05-16 04:37:31 · 19 answers · asked by [ΦΘΚ] ﮎl4CK3R 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 04:36:22 · 8 answers · asked by 123 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hmm? thanks alot*

2007-05-16 04:36:20 · 8 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Polls & Surveys

I will be celebrating with popcorn and whisky when Blake finally gets voted off.

2007-05-16 04:34:31 · 17 answers · asked by Dick Richards 3 in Reality Television