Entertainment & Music - 8 May 2007

1.) A woman goes into a dentist's office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth.

Horrified, the woman replies, Oh, no! I'd rather have a baby.

To which the dentist replies, Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.

2.) Doctor: I have good news and bad news.

Patient: Go with the good news first.

Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.

Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?

Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.

2007-05-08 13:28:08 · 20 answers · asked by ◄έхтяέмέ●ŋıмέиѕıőй► 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What do movies mean to you?

What does the movie industry or watching movies in general mean to u? Escape from life, relaxation, entertainment, etc.....??

2007-05-08 13:28:03 · 5 answers · asked by NAme 123 1 in Movies

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What is it with paris hilton do you guys agree with her slutty *** attitude with the courts?

2007-05-08 13:27:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What song reflects your mood right now?

2007-05-08 13:27:01 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How tall are you????

2007-05-08 13:24:45 · 25 answers · asked by Brooke 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Guys... why?

Why do guys find it sexy when girls have big chests? I don't get it....

2007-05-08 13:24:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Wouldn't you just love to be Dori sometimes? Every 10 seconds -- poof! A brand new take on life!?

2007-05-08 13:23:47 · 17 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How many of us are over 30 years old?

2007-05-08 13:23:20 · 27 answers · asked by Wendy 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you a swimmer , a floater , or a sinker ?

2007-05-08 13:21:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do You Prefer A Good Snowstorm Or Thunderstorm Better?

♥

2007-05-08 13:21:10 · 66 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are your favourite names for dogs?

I like Bob, Tiger and Bobo.

2007-05-08 13:20:42 · 21 answers · asked by Amanda 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is Drew Barrymore suddenly the most beautiful woman in the world?

Every tabloid I see on the rack says that Barrymore's got every celebrihottie beaten in he beauty department. Where's this coming from? She's barely moderately cute, she only plays ONE character, she's completely full of herself (I don't care what she says, NOBODY remembers if they were acting at age 1), and her tendency to talk out the side of her mouth.... creepy and annoying.

Who decided that Drew Barrymore was so hot and how/why?

2007-05-08 13:20:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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what do u do when you're mad?

do you start screaming? start cussing at everything you see?

2007-05-08 13:19:51 · 22 answers · asked by Fallen 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever seen someone walk into one of those glass doors ?

2007-05-08 13:18:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the dumbest question ever asked on Y!A?

Is it "Am I pregnant?" or "What style/color should my hair be?"
Or am I just getting old and grumpy? (Don't answer that).

2007-05-08 13:18:11 · 2 answers · asked by Alice K 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is the closest person near you?

from where you're sitting

2007-05-08 13:18:02 · 94 answers · asked by Casey 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Ice Tea VS Lemonade in hot weather...?

let the fight begin! Post your REASONS...why you like one or the other...

I like Ice Tea because it just tastes better...and its just...so...cool haha

2007-05-08 13:17:53 · 29 answers · asked by CanadianGuitar 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Should Paris Hilton be Pardon? I say hell naw.?

If he didnt pardon a Pultizer Prize winner; why should he pardon an immature rich brat that keeps messing up. A traditional citzen will serve 1 yr in prison whereas celebrities serve little to none.

2007-05-08 13:17:52 · 26 answers · asked by Hello 2 in Celebrities

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