1.) A woman goes into a dentist's office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth.
Horrified, the woman replies, Oh, no! I'd rather have a baby.
To which the dentist replies, Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.
2.) Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.
2007-05-08 13:28:08 · 20 answers · asked by ◄έхтяέмέ●ŋıмέиѕıőй► 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
both were good
2007-05-08 13:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by Timotheus is my Roman name (?) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I posted number 2 along time ago, and 1 is 8/10
2007-05-08 13:52:05 · answer #2 · answered by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. a touch ill, yet no longer too undesirable. 2. i could refer to 3 friends and set up a set for risk-free practices. 3. i'm a gay vegan Liberal Jew. 4. Natasha. 5. England. 6. Ben Stein. 7. Wild Cherry - Play That Funky song. 8. Q. what's worse than looking a maggot on your apple? A. Getting raped. 9. nutrition - candy potato or mango, drink - espresso, black, one sugar, drug - magic mushrooms. 10. i bypass to grant your quiz the label of gay. :-) Peace.
2016-10-30 21:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An 8 for each! Pretty funny!
2007-05-08 13:35:22 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 on the first
9 on the second
2007-05-08 13:47:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have to give them a "1"
2007-05-08 13:34:06 · answer #6 · answered by joco119 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is 6/10, second one are old
2007-05-08 13:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.) i'd say its about a 3
2.) i'd say its about a 7
so all together its worth a 10 which is a star.
2007-05-08 13:34:21 · answer #8 · answered by No Discrimination 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one
9/10
10/10
Very funny
2007-05-08 13:35:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 was okay, not so great, 2 was awesome!! 8/10!!
2007-05-08 14:11:29 · answer #10 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard both before but still good have a star
2007-05-08 14:32:07 · answer #11 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋