Entertainment & Music - 3 May 2007

Ten Stars! Gimme a break,okay. Please cough some up.

2007-05-03 11:59:58 · 5 answers · asked by donelle g. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. " He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced whore."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?".

"Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."

2007-05-03 11:59:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Just to be disappointed as soon as they come back?

2007-05-03 11:58:14 · 8 answers · asked by RING GIRL II 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'll never learn...

2007-05-03 11:58:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 11:57:24 · 1 answers · asked by mel 2 in Other - Entertainment

I like Blake! He is SOOO unique and cute! But the girls are great singers also. LaKisha lives in the same state as me so in a way I'm rooting for her too!

2007-05-03 11:54:17 · 11 answers · asked by Hannah 3 in Polls & Surveys

Because I am Shocked that There Are Still People on here That I and many others have reported on numerous occasions. I am beginning to think that The people I am sending my reports too are Idiots.

2007-05-03 11:53:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 11:51:57 · 33 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 11:51:41 · 25 answers · asked by mowgligurl 4 in Polls & Surveys

since we all know shes atleast a 10 or over on a scale of 10-20

2007-05-03 11:51:25 · 14 answers · asked by hick 1 in Polls & Surveys

Do you do the following things fast or slow?

1. Reading
2. Eating
3. Learning
4. Taking a shower
5. Remembering old memories
6. Kissing (I had to throw an odd one)

2007-05-03 11:50:41 · 23 answers · asked by T-Vol 5 in Polls & Surveys

because it will make u sick.for me it is the smell of coffee brewing.

2007-05-03 11:50:29 · 17 answers · asked by up4anything 5 in Polls & Surveys

theoretically,not literally...if everything in life were graded, would you rather rock the A minus or the F plus?

2007-05-03 11:50:25 · 9 answers · asked by What Dreams May Come 5 in Polls & Surveys

Getting drunk and accidently peeing in my roommates clothes Hamper. I mean he was going to wash them anyway right?

2007-05-03 11:49:49 · 15 answers · asked by Rocky The Fearless 5 in Polls & Surveys

For me, when I grab a pencil, I like to hit it against the desk. Ex. drumming your fingernails on desk, humming...anything like that

2007-05-03 11:49:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

on friday i have track meet then im going to a bonfire.....saturday im going to my friends house and we gonna gett drunk and the kid she likes and his friend are coming over......sunday i have a dance competition......busy busy....how about you

2007-05-03 11:49:28 · 15 answers · asked by txt_whore 2 in Polls & Surveys

Inquiring minds what to know......
Will you be doing "IT" alone?

2007-05-03 11:49:19 · 19 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is it on purpose?

2007-05-03 11:48:55 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

"Look it up in the dictionary, I'm not going to tell you.."

2007-05-03 11:48:09 · 13 answers · asked by For_Gondor! 5 in Polls & Surveys

♥

2007-05-03 11:47:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where are you?
What state or country?
Are you at home, work, school or other?

2007-05-03 11:46:40 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

2007-05-03 11:45:43 · 11 answers · asked by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, Silverwing by Kenneth Oppel, the Guardian of Ga'hoole series by Kathryn Lasky, The Sign of the Beaver by Elizabeth George Speare, or The Witch of Blackbird Pond by Elizabeth George Speare? Which one do you love the most?

2007-05-03 11:44:23 · 8 answers · asked by Kiedis's Girl 2 in Polls & Surveys

......that comes from drinking fountains...... i use to until one day in elementry school....i found a booger in one...eww

:D

2007-05-03 11:43:52 · 9 answers · asked by BrownieMonster 4 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Friday
Friday Means PIZZA NIGHT!

2007-05-03 11:42:06 · 40 answers · asked by JP the Wolf 5 in Polls & Surveys

I know April Fools is just one day, but I did it the whole month. Now that we in May what I'm I going to do?

2007-05-03 11:41:07 · 25 answers · asked by ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 11:40:47 · 23 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

You know, the big red one, that says "Off".

2007-05-03 11:39:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 11:39:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

everytime banks show the picture of a robbery suspect on the news – it’s always blurry and very poor pixilated. They expect us public to assist but, the pictures always look like the megapixil is a .01. My camera cost $320.00 and it's clear is day and can zoom like no tomorrow.

2007-05-03 11:38:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys