The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
2007-05-03 11:45:43 · 11 answers · asked by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Too bad it's not ribbed for our pleasure...
2007-05-04 20:40:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like you said, damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
2007-05-04 01:05:04 · answer #2 · answered by Papa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!
Really doesn't matter your political view, that still hold true....we need a new party...I'm done with these two...because like it or not, they are working together...
Thanks for pointing that out!
2007-05-04 15:03:18 · answer #3 · answered by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seems pretty accurate. Great work!
2007-05-03 18:55:53 · answer #4 · answered by Jess_DH13 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yup, sounds like Dufor all right.
2007-05-04 13:25:08 · answer #5 · answered by make room for daddy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if this was meant to be funny but it sure is. Also very applicable. Good job girl.
2007-05-03 18:54:04 · answer #6 · answered by sarge 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats great...lol
2007-05-03 18:49:55 · answer #7 · answered by Rob 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, that sounds more like a labor union.
2007-05-03 18:58:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be a TROJAN.
(...don't worry, they're running out of VIAGRA!)
;)
2007-05-03 19:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by JJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh yeah!
2007-05-03 18:55:58 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋