A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. " He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced whore."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?".
"Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."
2007-05-03 11:59:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L 10/10
2007-05-03 18:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO10/10
2007-05-04 05:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by lisa o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got a real good laugh thx
2007-05-03 13:15:54 · answer #3 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats 416.6 d*ck per month. She did alot of work she should be tired.
2007-05-03 12:10:43 · answer #4 · answered by pissedmahat 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
=D
Star
you always have the best jokes
2007-05-03 14:27:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.That was funny.I'm not being sarcastic if it sounds like it.
2007-05-03 12:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by Chatterbox 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's nasty.
2007-05-03 13:19:53 · answer #7 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
hahahhahahhahah....
kekekeekke.....
funny!!
;)
2007-05-03 12:27:30 · answer #8 · answered by BAD GUY 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and how old are you!?????
2007-05-04 12:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by cute_chicka 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋