Entertainment & Music - 30 April 2007

EMO? IMAO? I think I'm just stoopid sometimes!

2007-04-30 06:02:47 · 10 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Polls & Surveys

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.
A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
"Mayor, you have to do something about the pavements in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, those curb-stones must be a death-trap, your wife has fallen three times this week"!!

2007-04-30 06:02:23 · 37 answers · asked by kelly 3 in Jokes & Riddles

recycling & composting is too much work???

2007-04-30 06:02:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 06:02:00 · 14 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 06:01:50 · 2 answers · asked by trignva 1 in Music

what is the most sexual sign...any experience? in astrology they say its a battle bettween scorpio and taurus

2007-04-30 05:58:48 · 17 answers · asked by Carte Blanche 5 in Horoscopes

2007-04-30 05:58:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she decided to go for a walk, when she was shot in the stomach.
The Dr. said the children would be fine but they would each have a bullet inside them.
Sixteen years later, one of her girls came down and said that when she had a poo, she found a bullet, so the mum explained the story.
A bit later, her 2nd daughter came down and said when she went for a pee, she found a bullet, so for the second time the mother explained the story.
All of a sudden her son came down in a right state. His mum turned around and said "Don't tell me you went to toilet and found a bullet".
He then turned back and said "No, I was having a w*** and I accidently shot the dog!"

2007-04-30 05:57:28 · 37 answers · asked by kelly 3 in Jokes & Riddles

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder?" I sure do! =) xoxo

2007-04-30 05:56:38 · 23 answers · asked by Georgia Rose 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 05:55:55 · 2 answers · asked by 2204g 1 in Music

he is 6 months old and is almost completely housetrained...but i need some tips on how to get him to sleep...my parents dont want him wandering around the house at night so they put him in a little pen in my room. but he barks and wimpers for at least 2 hours before he gives up...i dont want to take him out of his cage at night because hes still chewing on everything....any tips on getting him to sleep would be great!

2007-04-30 05:55:42 · 13 answers · asked by Kalee♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Golden Week? Should this be a national holiday?

2007-04-30 05:55:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 05:52:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 05:49:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 05:48:21 · 25 answers · asked by trendsetter 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 05:47:46 · 17 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

I can only think of Travelocity and Hotwire.

2007-04-30 05:47:45 · 6 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 05:47:20 · 18 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

I want to be a racecardriveror,build engines,logger,mechinic,and or a fram. wat should i pick and y?

2007-04-30 05:47:13 · 5 answers · asked by Mr. Sexy 4 in Polls & Surveys

What are your favorite 80's rock songs?

2007-04-30 05:46:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

til 5:30am. Was it worth it???

2007-04-30 05:46:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the song goes like who who who-who who who-who who who- over and over again

2007-04-30 05:43:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 05:40:37 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which two instruments make sweet music together?

2007-04-30 05:40:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the code thing??

2007-04-30 05:39:38 · 9 answers · asked by ummm.... 1 in Movies

When you're talking about movie that is about a gigantic crocodile that can fit an entire human sideways in it's mouth and someone says "That movie looks good, but you can tell most of those crocodiles are CGI."

2007-04-30 05:38:10 · 12 answers · asked by RING GIRL II 4 in Polls & Surveys

that is soooooooooooooooooooooooo amazingly sick!


Personally i like dogs/cats , but i think they are dirty ... and my friend has a dog - and she lets him lick her whole face - including her lips! and i have seen MANY people do this! it GROSSES me out! .... and i HATEEEEEEEEEE when they reply with " WELL A DOGS MOUTH IS CLEANER THAN A HUMANS!" because thats BS - even if the dogs mouth has less bacteria and w.e - its a DIFFERENT KIND OF DIRTY! .... i mean dogs lick themselves! they lick everything! probably even the floor while trying to eat!



DOES ANYONE AGREE WITH ME?


I AM THE ONLY ONE DISGUSTED BY THIS?



what are your thoughts?

2007-04-30 05:36:18 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and a turd comes floating by. the turd says, "come on in guys, the waters great!" one banana looks at the other one and says, "you believe that ****?"

2007-04-30 05:34:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-30 05:34:44 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just in general

2007-04-30 05:34:19 · 33 answers · asked by lotti brockie 3 in Polls & Surveys