There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.
A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
"Mayor, you have to do something about the pavements in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, those curb-stones must be a death-trap, your wife has fallen three times this week"!!
2007-04-30 06:02:23 · 37 answers · asked by kelly 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good, i hope i won't fall. (LMFAO)
2007-05-07 10:52:25 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iron Maiden
2016-05-17 09:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-04-30 06:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by Ray2play 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bust out a big lol 10/10 you get a star.
2007-04-30 06:10:39 · answer #4 · answered by legendfang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame! A priest never reveals what someone has confessed.
2007-05-04 13:04:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! 10
2007-05-07 20:18:17 · answer #6 · answered by Monica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it. 8/10.
2007-05-04 08:36:34 · answer #7 · answered by hottawarrior - win lose or draw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. For Shame, and her the Mayor's wife! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-04-30 07:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny!!
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee
and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants
pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had
better have an explanation."
"Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog
track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."
The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again.
"What was that for?" he complained.
"Your dog called last night."
2007-04-30 06:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by Chris R 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good, nice to hear a clean joke for a change.
2007-04-30 06:11:45 · answer #10 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, 7/10.
2007-04-30 06:06:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋