A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she decided to go for a walk, when she was shot in the stomach.
The Dr. said the children would be fine but they would each have a bullet inside them.
Sixteen years later, one of her girls came down and said that when she had a poo, she found a bullet, so the mum explained the story.
A bit later, her 2nd daughter came down and said when she went for a pee, she found a bullet, so for the second time the mother explained the story.
All of a sudden her son came down in a right state. His mum turned around and said "Don't tell me you went to toilet and found a bullet".
He then turned back and said "No, I was having a w*** and I accidently shot the dog!"
2007-04-30 05:57:28 · 37 answers · asked by kelly 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha! very funny i actually laughed out loud!
2007-04-30 05:59:56 · answer #1 · answered by amandamoose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was way too funny I am home alone and laughing my rear off. To the point of tears. You get a star!!
2007-05-04 12:50:54 · answer #2 · answered by Cheryl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha I heard that one before it is very funny. My cousin has triplets I will have to tell her that one they are 13 now.
2007-05-06 03:26:28 · answer #3 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooh, imagine cummin' out a bullet!
2007-05-07 11:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.... thats a very funny joke, best ive read on here all week..... ill tell that one to my guy ...lol xxx
2007-04-30 06:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by ☆♥ Tinkz Baby! ♥☆ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny but what was the dog doin so close o him when he was havin a w***??..xx
2007-04-30 06:01:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok u got me in laughing fit and nobody usally does that so well done :)
2007-05-06 08:39:30 · answer #7 · answered by jadey wadey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-05-07 17:27:58 · answer #8 · answered by the_original_voicelady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Rover! :(
2007-05-06 09:40:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Hilarious
2007-05-06 08:54:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋