Entertainment & Music - 30 April 2007

I heard that a girl's phobia was pennies.

2007-04-30 13:02:10 · 37 answers · asked by Tabby 2 in Polls & Surveys

A guy comes home three sheets to the wind and all three sheets ripping bad, Budweiser sloshing around in his belly like a keg adrift in a roiling sea. He sloshes through the door and is met by his wife, who is scowling, figuring he's been out jumping new bones.
"Where the hell you been all night?" she demands.

"At this fantastic new saloon," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden."

"Bullshit! There's no such place!"

"Sure there is! Joint's got huge golden doors, a golden floor. Hell, even the toilet's gold!" The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story.

"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.

"Yes, it is," bartender answers.

"Do you have huge golden doors?"

"Sure do."

"Do you have golden floors?"

"Most certainly do."

"What about golden toilets?" There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling,

"Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy who **** in your Tuba!"

2007-04-30 13:02:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"I was gonna call, but then I didn't"
"I did call, but the number was disconnected. U probably gave me the wrong number, didn't u?"
Some people's children.

2007-04-30 13:01:50 · 16 answers · asked by Gorgeous 5 in Polls & Surveys

i must break the record.

2007-04-30 13:01:23 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 13:00:56 · 33 answers · asked by Islam Is A Dangerous Cult 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 13:00:41 · 11 answers · asked by Mr Vee 3 in Polls & Surveys

Personally I think Madtv rocked when mo, aries, debra, nicole sullivan, alex bor and will sasso.

Bobby lee is great, but mike mcdonald seems to have been on that show for centuries, does he own part of it or something?

Who do you think were the best cast members

2007-04-30 13:00:29 · 5 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 2 in Television

i love these two people from my favorite bands, who is the better singer? In my opinion, i would say freddy mecury, but they both are AWESOME!

2007-04-30 12:58:35 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ MEOW ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

im very OCD about mine. i eat it in like organized bites so the sides are even all around. i do that until i get to the core.

how do you eat it? do have one of those cool chopper things that takes out the core and leaves the rest of the apple in neat, even slices??

or do you just take a bite, leave to "turn orangy" and then come back and MAYBE eat it.

2007-04-30 12:58:00 · 10 answers · asked by <3pirate 6 in Polls & Surveys

else shoes

2007-04-30 12:57:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 12:55:48 · 32 answers · asked by word doggie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 12:55:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Q:What does Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?
A: They both have boys pants half off

2007-04-30 12:55:26 · 27 answers · asked by jellybeanjody2 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Meatloaf & mashed potatoes
Taco Salad
B.L.T.'s
Chuck roast w/veggies

2007-04-30 12:54:55 · 26 answers · asked by ♥SummerRain♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 12:54:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 12:53:03 · 33 answers · asked by cheech 4 in Polls & Surveys

what would you choose?

2007-04-30 12:53:01 · 19 answers · asked by onecrazymama05 4 in Polls & Surveys

I was in a store with my brother buying something and I went to the counter to pay but I had my wallet in this plushy bag that was overstuffed so when I yanked my wallet out my birth control pill case (that UNMISTAKEABLE pink case) flew 2 feet up in the air, lingered long enough for my stunned brother, the shocked and amused girl at the counter, and horrified me to see exactly what it was and then it crashed to the floor. I followed the case down and hid there pretending to tie my shoes till my brother finished paying for me and I ran out of the store.

I'm not embarrased to take them but no one needs to see it fly in front of their face, EVER!

2007-04-30 12:52:44 · 35 answers · asked by KD 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 12:52:15 · 15 answers · asked by Milky Way 7 in Polls & Surveys

These are my two all time favorite bands..which do u like better?

2007-04-30 12:51:40 · 33 answers · asked by ♥ MEOW ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 12:51:23 · 19 answers · asked by ♥SummerRain♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 12:51:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what does "stinky pinky" mean??? my mom is teacher and i dont know what it is but my mom needs to know. SHe says 8th grades talk about it...

2007-04-30 12:51:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What song was it and what did you think it said?

2007-04-30 12:50:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 12:50:11 · 18 answers · asked by orangesaremmmy 2 in Polls & Surveys

the reason is because I have testicles .. haha she was mad

2007-04-30 12:50:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

7 out of 20. I did pretty bad, I know.

2007-04-30 12:49:19 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-30 12:49:07 · 30 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

Short Haired Eddie
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Long Haired Eddie
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2007-04-30 12:48:57 · 3 answers · asked by lisalau 5 in Celebrities

2007-04-30 12:48:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys