Q:What does Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?
A: They both have boys pants half off
2007-04-30 12:55:26 · 27 answers · asked by jellybeanjody2 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
A: They both like to put their meat in little boy's buns.
2007-04-30 13:03:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No it's not lame at all to me. It's pretty funny actually because anything with Michal Jackson is funny. Like have you ever heard the song: I pledge allegiance to the flag that Michal Jackson is a fag he use to play with little toys now he play with little boys.....I can't remember the rest....
2007-04-30 13:10:18 · answer #2 · answered by Auntie2 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was funny and probably true.
I have a few jokes for you:
1. I was in a bowling tournament and I threw the bowling ball in the air and it cracked. Then I said "I got a split."
2. I got pulled over by a cop. He asked me "Did you see that stop sign?" I told him "Yes." "Why didn't you stop he asked.
I told him "I thought stop was abbreviated for Spin Tires On Pavement."
3. In traffic school, the drivers ed teacher asked me "What do the traffic lights green, yellow, and red mean?" I told him green is for go, yellow is for speed up to beat the red and red is for hit the emergency brakes.
I have many other jokes and if you want to learn more of my jokes you can email me at almay_315@yahoo.com.
Good luck with your comedy (=
2007-04-30 13:07:24 · answer #3 · answered by Al M 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Priceless
2007-04-30 12:59:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. that's good. heres another one.
Q. What does Michael Jackson like about twentyseven year olds?
A. Theres twenty of them!( i think it's funny)
2007-04-30 12:58:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yep, pretty lame...
Did you hear that Michael Jackson is going to sell Neverland Ranch??? Yep, know that it is more than 15yrs old he isn't interested in it anymore.
2007-04-30 12:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by jimapalooza 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
It was lame years ago when it first came out!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2007-04-30 14:45:40 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Teehee
2007-04-30 13:06:58 · answer #8 · answered by shantia_schwack 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! Tasteless! 10!
2007-04-30 13:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's one of those cheesy-funny, not-laugh-out-loud funny, but I've heard worse.
2007-04-30 12:58:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋