A guy comes home three sheets to the wind and all three sheets ripping bad, Budweiser sloshing around in his belly like a keg adrift in a roiling sea. He sloshes through the door and is met by his wife, who is scowling, figuring he's been out jumping new bones.
"Where the hell you been all night?" she demands.
"At this fantastic new saloon," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden."
"Bullshit! There's no such place!"
"Sure there is! Joint's got huge golden doors, a golden floor. Hell, even the toilet's gold!" The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story.
"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.
"Yes, it is," bartender answers.
"Do you have huge golden doors?"
"Sure do."
"Do you have golden floors?"
"Most certainly do."
"What about golden toilets?" There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling,
"Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy who **** in your Tuba!"
2007-04-30 13:02:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that is sooooo funny 10
2007-04-30 13:05:40 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6
2007-04-30 13:05:27 · answer #2 · answered by kat_luvr2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2007-04-30 13:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one 8
2007-04-30 13:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A 6. It's alright. Peace!
2007-04-30 13:06:49 · answer #5 · answered by Drivliam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7-Good but could use a better ending. I don't have any suggestions but that could be another question
2007-04-30 13:07:28 · answer #6 · answered by BigProblem 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give it about an 8 only because i didnt get it at first but it was a good joke! it made me giggle!
2007-04-30 13:06:48 · answer #7 · answered by oXMaGGieXo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very humorous, heres yet another: seems a guy became into employing for hours thu desolate united states whilst he surpassed a farmhouse, and in the previous he ought to react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and attention, he stopped, rotated and drove lower back to the farmhouse to tell the occupants. whilst the housewife got here to the door, mentioned he, "Pardon memadame, yet I basically ran over a cat in front of your homestead, and assumed that it may desire to belong to you. i be attentive to this may be no longer elementary to take heed to, yet Iwanted to help you be attentive to somewhat of basically employing off...." "no longer so quickly", says she. "How do you be attentive to it became into our cat? ought to youdescribe him? What does he appear as if?" the guy at as quickly as flopped down on the floor, and mentioned "He sounds like thts"as he gave his best shot at a ineffective cat impact. "Oh no, you *terrible* guy", she replied. "I meant, what did he appear as if*in the previous* you hit him?" At that, the guy have been given up, coated his eyes with the two palms and screamed"Agggghhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!"
2016-10-14 05:19:48 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHHA its a 10 that's soo funnny I'm gonna Tell it to all my friends
2007-04-30 13:06:18 · answer #9 · answered by Kobe2Tmac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7. delightful
2007-04-30 13:05:16 · answer #10 · answered by Big Rudy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋