Entertainment & Music - 23 April 2007

2007-04-23 03:46:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

they argue over who is to eat it so they suggest the one who has the best dream that night should have the pie. in the morrning the first tramp says my dream was about me winning the lottery and having servants and everything the second says i won the lottery married a beautifull woman , the third said i drempt the pie was rolling off so i got up and ate it!

2007-04-23 03:46:20 · 11 answers · asked by capa-de-monty 6 in Jokes & Riddles

or someone in your family?

2007-04-23 03:46:11 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-23 03:44:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pick her up? Tell her off? Ignore it?
I'm so at my wits' end. No, the parenting category does not exist.

2007-04-23 03:43:37 · 33 answers · asked by Little Miss Pineapple 6 in Polls & Surveys

It's a pill from takeawhiff.com. it supposidly rids the smell of your bathroom duties. i ordered a bottle, but was wondering if anyone knows if it works or if there are any side-effects/risks? any input is appreciated!

2007-04-23 03:42:49 · 8 answers · asked by cantthinkofauseridsohereitis 3 in Polls & Surveys

two tramps walking down the street one says to the other have you pooed yourself, no said the other," o" said the fist tramp a few more yards and the fisrt tramp says" core you stink are you shore you havent ,let me look "sure enough there was a pile of poo in his trousers " hought you said you hadnt done it " "o" said the other thought you meant to-day.

2007-04-23 03:41:37 · 9 answers · asked by capa-de-monty 6 in Jokes & Riddles

like i mean realllllllyy embarassing.

2007-04-23 03:41:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-23 03:41:13 · 5 answers · asked by daemion c 1 in Television

In the future.He is the best actor alive

2007-04-23 03:41:00 · 5 answers · asked by jackyboy18 2 in Movies

One drives a Jeep and the other drives a truck. I've done saran-wrapping and chalked their windows, now I'm ready to try something creative. Any ideas? I don't want to hurt their cars or anything, just something that we can all laugh at.

2007-04-23 03:39:49 · 24 answers · asked by prankster07 2 in Jokes & Riddles

before the police arrive.

(No, I didn't call them.)

2007-04-23 03:37:22 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

simple question
and no im not.

2007-04-23 03:36:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A vicar skipped service one Sunday to go bear hunting in the mountains. As he turned the corner along the path, he and a bear collided. The vicar stumbled backwards, slipped off the trail, and began tumbling down the mountain - with the bear in hot pursuit.

Finally the vicar crashed into a boulder, sending his rifle flying in one direction and breaking both his legs. As the bear closed in, the vicar cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me! Lord, please make that bear a Christian."

Suddenly the bear skidded to a halt at the vicar's feet, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and said, "God, bless this food which I am about to eat.''

2007-04-23 03:36:30 · 15 answers · asked by This is my username 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-23 03:36:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im at 6% now for best answer, and ive answered over 2000 questions total, and i continue to try to answer more, but will i ever get one of the orange badges? i get a few best answers here and there, but my percentage never goes up, and it seems hopeless. what do you think?

2007-04-23 03:32:50 · 13 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-23 03:32:42 · 30 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-23 03:32:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok he talks about selling turnips out of the back of his pickup truck and this woman puls up to ask for directions and she has hollywood licence plates and he tell her to go way up yonder past the caution light and to go to the store and ask mrs bell for some of her sweet tea and a left will take you to the interstae and a right will bring you right back here to me?

2007-04-23 03:30:33 · 5 answers · asked by daxx121605 2 in Music

I feel should still be in bed. Mondyas are like BLAH.

How do you start your week off? What's the best way to start the week out?

2007-04-23 03:29:04 · 32 answers · asked by ßαDß●Ϋ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-23 03:28:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-23 03:27:47 · 9 answers · asked by Jeff S 1 in Polls & Surveys

Or would they rather have some hot walarus broth?

2007-04-23 03:27:28 · 9 answers · asked by jjayferg 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'd really like it back..

2007-04-23 03:27:23 · 11 answers · asked by Becky: Caffiene Achiever 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-23 03:26:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

before the food fight commences.

2007-04-23 03:23:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-23 03:22:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Because the dream is sooo good, you wish you could just stay there?

2007-04-23 03:22:03 · 17 answers · asked by Godlover 3 in Polls & Surveys

will i be claustrophobic because you have a flat screen or will be i comfortable because your monitor is as big as a television??

2007-04-23 03:21:36 · 11 answers · asked by Jahpson 5 in Polls & Surveys

sad part is, that will be the highlight of my week...*sigh*

2007-04-23 03:19:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys