before the police arrive.
(No, I didn't call them.)
2007-04-23 03:37:22 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I didn't see a thing!
2007-04-23 03:48:09 · answer #1 · answered by ....~K.C.~.... 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I almost joined the circus as a contortionist when I was 18. Perhaps we can work something out.
2007-04-23 03:41:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I carry a snub nose S&W .38. But it's OK. I've got a liscense. The cops probably just want me to teach another class. (I really do you know)
2007-04-23 03:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by sarge 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That although I am married to a former policeman, I don't really care for them usually...(how the marriage happened I still try to guess)
2007-04-23 03:52:43 · answer #4 · answered by soulflower 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That It went down the toilet and the devil made me do it. Innocent until proven guilty. Who Called them?
2007-04-23 03:40:41 · answer #5 · answered by sandrota 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Call my lawyers, will ya? Tell them what's happening and tell them I need to be out, FAST!!!
The head of my team's . . . wait! I hear the door bell . . .
2007-04-23 03:42:58 · answer #6 · answered by JADE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here is the business card to my therapist...call her immediately and tell her to bring testimonial that I have an alter ego....she did it NOT ME !!!!!
2007-04-23 03:47:32 · answer #7 · answered by jshorePR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I rather enjoy being clinically insane.
Voice in my head: "Shut up!"
Voice #2: "No, you shut up!"
Voice #1: "Don't talk to me that way."
Voice #2: "I'll talk to you any way I want to."
Voice #1: "Oh yeah?"
Voice #2: "Yeah!"
Voice #1: "Is that so?"
Voice #2: "Yes, that's so."
Voice #1: "Well who made you the boss of me?"
Voice #2: "Me."
Nurse! Where's my medicine? I'm hearing these darn voices again! LOL
2007-04-23 03:45:08 · answer #8 · answered by art_is_my_religion 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have 6 kids and they are very protective of me and will do anything to keep me safe..
2007-04-23 03:41:32 · answer #9 · answered by Bella 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have a twin named bob who is the zodiac jack the ripper and hanabal lechter all in one
2007-04-23 03:42:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok ok YES I did in fact stab the guy with a corkscrew but it was an accident I SWEAR!!!
2007-04-23 03:43:51 · answer #11 · answered by Joy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋