An engineer dies and goes up to the pearly gates. God is there because St Peter took a sick day. God says to the engineer "Sorry we can't take you here" and sends the engineer straight to hell. After being there awhile the engineer says to himself "Gosh, I'm sure there are some things I can do to make things better here." So he gets to work. A few weeks go by and God calls up Satan to say hello. Satan says "Hey God, thanks for sending that engineer here, we now have central air, escalators and hovercraft!" God says" Hey , I made a mistake! If you don't send him back right now then I'm going to sue!" Satan says " Ha! Where are YOU going to find a lawyer!"
2007-03-27
14:43:40
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