An engineer dies and goes up to the pearly gates. God is there because St Peter took a sick day. God says to the engineer "Sorry we can't take you here" and sends the engineer straight to hell. After being there awhile the engineer says to himself "Gosh, I'm sure there are some things I can do to make things better here." So he gets to work. A few weeks go by and God calls up Satan to say hello. Satan says "Hey God, thanks for sending that engineer here, we now have central air, escalators and hovercraft!" God says" Hey , I made a mistake! If you don't send him back right now then I'm going to sue!" Satan says " Ha! Where are YOU going to find a lawyer!"
2007-03-27 14:43:40 · 13 answers · asked by charlie_the_carpenter 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I really dont find it all that funny, God is really nothing to play about to be for real-for real
2007-03-27 14:49:03 · answer #1 · answered by Alasia C 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL! LOL! LOL!
You hit 4 characters succinctly: God, Satan, Engineers and Lawyers.... a gem.
2007-03-27 14:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, something about Satan cleaning up between the picket fence, well, you know the rest.
2007-03-27 15:10:57 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2007-03-27 14:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by Marcus H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I've heard this one b4 lol!
2007-03-27 15:06:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it all lawyers are good liars, so they can go to hell
2007-03-27 14:56:27 · answer #6 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ima go wit alasia wit dis wun.... sorryy g
2007-03-27 14:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i heard it before, but i love it
2007-03-27 14:46:28 · answer #8 · answered by diggerml 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
either i didn't get it or it just plain sucked.
2007-03-27 14:51:27 · answer #9 · answered by tropicaltwist782 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-03-27 15:08:07 · answer #10 · answered by just wandering 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋