Entertainment & Music - 18 March 2007

MAN : This is almost impossible.
SCIENTIST / MATHEMATICIAN : This is approximately impossible.

Please paste your originals, some more jokes of this kind.
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My sad poem :

It seemed this sad life will never end,
I tried to change my mind,
but i couldn't mend,
until i met a heart as kind,
as yours, who gave me a helping hand,
and seemed to full my life with pleasure,
removing from my eyes the sleeping sand,
you made me live with leisure.

You gave me the message eternal,
which i never forgot to date
whether it were happy or sad times
you were ready to be with me, my mate.

You said to me :
" Life will end and with it all the sadness
but hastily do anything not,
cuz with it also will end the life full of gladness
so always give it a second thought "

2007-03-18 02:38:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-18 02:37:33 · 71 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

Hello


I'm looking for some great comedy films.
My girlfriend is coming to stay with me for two weeks so I want those two weeks to be unforgettable.

I'm looking for some advice too.

Thank you

2007-03-18 02:37:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

If you weren't here with me ?

2007-03-18 02:36:28 · 5 answers · asked by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 in Polls & Surveys

you simply cannot find an answer to?

And I don't mean "ecuation" literally...

2007-03-18 02:36:25 · 17 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 02:36:11 · 7 answers · asked by hook 2 in Music

2007-03-18 02:35:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw a magazine cover with that written on it, but I didnt look inside. Is it really true?

2007-03-18 02:35:44 · 9 answers · asked by <3 Jessie <3 3 in Celebrities

not too cheap, but not too expensive

2007-03-18 02:35:41 · 3 answers · asked by crazy munkie min 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-03-18 02:35:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 02:34:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.answers.com/

2007-03-18 02:34:37 · 7 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Celebrities

Toy with ideas before you put them into practice?

2007-03-18 02:34:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And does it make you feel happy?

2007-03-18 02:33:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 02:33:34 · 23 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 02:33:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i heard that emma watson will not be doing future harry potter films 'the half blood prince' and 'deathly hallows' or whatever its called . first off , how do the producers go about finding replacements , if they held auditions , i would definitely go!...my friends say i look just like her now that i have blonde highlights in my hair , and i can do a great impression of her voice ,i take drama at schoola nd usually get A's do you think i could do it? x

2007-03-18 02:32:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

The new movie with Sandra Bulloch - wow what a stinker (and not in the good way) all that confused notions of time travel. The garbage about people without faith being susceptible to being misled? Utter, utter ordure, faeces, muck!

Did nobody read the script?

2007-03-18 02:31:45 · 9 answers · asked by Leviathan 6 in Movies

2007-03-18 02:31:37 · 30 answers · asked by The Hitman 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm your Mother, my child??

2007-03-18 02:31:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

leaving it all behind for a weekend away to some luxurious spa?

2007-03-18 02:30:30 · 33 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

and how would you like to be remembered by your subjects?

2007-03-18 02:30:29 · 22 answers · asked by muppet 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 02:30:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who made you come out from the dark?

2007-03-18 02:30:04 · 18 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Is he still with delishous..

Or no..the tv show was all fake..once agian...

ONly answer if you know the truth!!! please?!?1?

2007-03-18 02:29:10 · 7 answers · asked by Lindsayyy ツ 2 in Celebrities

2007-03-18 02:28:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 02:27:41 · 8 answers · asked by Captain A-Hole 5 in Polls & Surveys

a barbeque with like 50 people or a big sweet 14 with about 300 people?

2007-03-18 02:26:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-03-18 02:26:39 · 10 answers · asked by LYNN G 1 in Television

you people arent gonna listen until i start eating people so if you find out i cooked one of your relatives and there on the verge of being eaten remember YOU didnt listen

2007-03-18 02:26:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys