After a LONG night of parting in Mexico for spring brake, three young women wake up in a jail cell. the guard comes in and says the three are to excited for their crimes at noon. None of them can remember what happened the night before and when noon rolls around, they are led to the room with the electric chair.
The brunette is picked to be first. the guard asked, "do you have any last words?" She is in college majoring in religious study and says, "I believe that God will save me"
They flip the switch and nothing happens, the guards apologize and let her go.
the red head is next. she is a major in criminal justice and she says, "I believe that the law will save me." They flip the switch, again nothing happens they apologize and let her go.
Now it's the blonds’ turn....she takes a seat and with a smile says, "I'm a major in techno engineering and I know good and well that unless you plug this thing in...nothing gonna happen!"
2007-03-17
13:09:45
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