After a LONG night of parting in Mexico for spring brake, three young women wake up in a jail cell. the guard comes in and says the three are to excited for their crimes at noon. None of them can remember what happened the night before and when noon rolls around, they are led to the room with the electric chair.
The brunette is picked to be first. the guard asked, "do you have any last words?" She is in college majoring in religious study and says, "I believe that God will save me"
They flip the switch and nothing happens, the guards apologize and let her go.
the red head is next. she is a major in criminal justice and she says, "I believe that the law will save me." They flip the switch, again nothing happens they apologize and let her go.
Now it's the blonds’ turn....she takes a seat and with a smile says, "I'm a major in techno engineering and I know good and well that unless you plug this thing in...nothing gonna happen!"
2007-03-17 13:09:45 · 6 answers · asked by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What an idiot!! LOL Great joke!!
2007-03-17 14:21:01 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. i admire that place. White sand seashores. clean blue waters. staggering mexican nutrients. we are gonna occasion on the pyramids (Chichen Itza at evening). in case you have on no account been there you should flow to Chichen Itza and climb the pyramid. it rather is the two marvelous and astonishing. final time we went to a waterpark/zoo talked approximately as Xcaret. It became especially neat too. Be careful of the bus rides. besides the fact that it is the main inexpensive ability of transportation; it is likewise the quickest. those adult males speed like loopy and that they do no longer wait until all of us is seated until now they hit the gas. so as quickly as you board the bus discover a seat or you would be flying interior the direction of the aisle. as quickly as I went 4 years in the past i've got faith the honest became approximately 75 cents a journey. This time i choose to flow to Tulum and spot those pyramids. I heard you are able to flow on excursions to flow snorkeling in that section too. There additionally are different excursions that grant zipline interior the jungle. won't be in a position to attend.
2016-12-18 16:24:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bzzzzzzttt!! Good one!
2007-03-17 14:04:06 · answer #3 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thars a funny joke
2007-03-17 13:48:22 · answer #4 · answered by Loved 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Dumb blonde! Good one!
2007-03-17 13:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
But you mean "executed" not "excited".
2007-03-17 13:15:02 · answer #6 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋