1. Axel Greese sold two cars for $6000 each, making 20% on Car #1 and losing 20% on #2. Did he make money, lose money, or break even?
2. The new science teacher claims he can place a beaker in the middle of the science lab and crawl into it. How?
3. You threw away the outside and cooked the inside. Then you ate the outside and composted the inside. What did you just eat?
4. It's impossible to survive longer than one week without drinking water; yet Maia managed a ten-day desert crossing without finding water or taking any with her - how?
5. Joel was in Antartica studying the greenhouse effect. He recorded the current outside temperature as minus 40, not specifying if it was Celcius or Fahrenheit. Why?
6. Sometimes 2 can be added to 11 to get 1. When does that happen?
7. Forward I'm heavy, backward I'm not. What am I?
8. Bert claims that he can point his car north, drive it for one mile, and end up one mile south of where he started - without turning around. How?
2007-03-16
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