Mike was shortly going to be married to Karen, so hisfather sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night, in our honeymoon suite I took off mypants, handed them toyour mother, and said, here -try these on." She did and said, "These are too big I can't wear them." I replied, 'Exactly. I wearthe pants in this family and Ialways will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmmm,"said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took ofhis pants and said toKaren, "Here try these on."She tried them on and said, "These are too large, they don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. Iwear the pants in this family and Ialways will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here, you try on mine." He did and said, "Ican't get into your pants. "Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smartass attitude, you never will"
2007-03-16
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