1--Your mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
2--Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
3--Your Mama is so old, she's got a bible autographed by Jesus!
4.--Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she wrote “not lately.
5--Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
6--Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"
lol, i don know how funny, but just thought to share. TELL ME WHAT U THINK )
2007-03-15
18:37:20
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