Okay, so. I was sitting there one day with my bestfriend Chester (my hamster) watching Dr.Phil. Growing drowsy, I soon fell asleep. I woke up to realize that my beloved rodent friend had gone missing. My fish seems to have gained five times his body mass and appears to be moving slower than the av-er-age bear. Coincidence? Or do you think Tony the Tiger REALLY should be running for president of Canada?
Please help me out, I'd really like to find my soul mate (Chester) :(
2007-03-15 18:36:28 · 11 answers · asked by bmlphfeae 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol.
Were you giving Chester swimming lessons at the time?
2007-03-15 18:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by Laurel W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I came over and took Chester for awhile. I'll give him back later. As for the fish, he looked hungry so i over fed it. By the way i'm part of the Tony the Tiger campaign. I'm helping him become president of Canada. He always tells me that i'm Greaaaat!! Vote For Tony!!!
2007-03-16 12:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by Ruben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought only Amerika had cartoon fools for president? As for Chester, the aliens took him from you because you were watching Dr. Phil, and they impregnated your fish so that the babies can mutate and take over the world.
2007-03-16 01:49:55 · answer #3 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry its a fish eat hamster world. Complete the cycle and have fish for dinner tonight and then you will be one with your soul mate until your next bowel movement. It is better to have loved and flushed than to never have loved at all. ---Why shouldn't Tony be running for president He's Grrrreat!
2007-03-16 01:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by charbarski 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No coincidence. Chester crawled behind you in the cushions and suffocated. Look for his dried-out body there.
2007-03-16 02:16:33 · answer #5 · answered by msociety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe your just a little delusional about the fish but go look for your hamster
2007-03-16 01:47:31 · answer #6 · answered by That guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tony the Tiger? What is wrong with you! It should be that pedophile Trix Rabbit!
SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!
2007-03-16 01:40:26 · answer #7 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a little creepy that your hamster is your soul mate.
Where the hell did the cereal slogans come up??
THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!
2007-03-16 01:45:44 · answer #8 · answered by Choir~Geek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it's time to filet a fish
2007-03-16 01:40:14 · answer #9 · answered by jacksonvillegarycollins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUH?
2007-03-16 01:40:16 · answer #10 · answered by christina rose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋