1--Your mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
2--Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
3--Your Mama is so old, she's got a bible autographed by Jesus!
4.--Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she wrote “not lately.
5--Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
6--Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"
lol, i don know how funny, but just thought to share. TELL ME WHAT U THINK )
2007-03-15 18:37:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Vanilla i agree with u. )
2007-03-15 18:52:17 · update #1
Pretty good. You should audition for the show..
2007-03-15 18:44:55 · answer #1 · answered by jacksonvillegarycollins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so fat the only way she can get weighed is by rector scale (stomp 7.6 stomp 9.5) LOL
2007-03-15 19:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i luv yo mama jokes no matter hpw bad but some of yours were pretty good!
2007-03-15 19:16:05 · answer #3 · answered by charbarski 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE IRONS HER PANTS ON THE DRIVE WAY.
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WON MS.ONTARIO AND PART OF MANITOBA.
AND FOR YOUR INFO, NOT EVERYONE HAS A MAMA. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Betch.
2007-03-15 19:36:01 · answer #4 · answered by bmlphfeae 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked 1,2,3and 6
2007-03-15 18:42:52 · answer #5 · answered by PENATRATOR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4, 5 arnt so good the rest are good
2007-03-15 18:46:11 · answer #6 · answered by That guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a mama. Me and my daddy share yours..... Ooh, bust. (I'm just kidding)
2007-03-15 19:22:19 · answer #7 · answered by David T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 is the best lol rofl
2007-03-15 20:47:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-16 03:20:35 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none of them.
2007-03-15 18:46:56 · answer #10 · answered by Ani 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋