Entertainment & Music - 13 March 2007

I like to drive my husband's car because it smells like him..

2007-03-13 05:02:24 · 6 answers · asked by Jen F 5 in Polls & Surveys

i know i'm going to hell now!

2007-03-13 05:02:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 05:01:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during s3x?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. "Will the defendant please rise"

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.

Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. Thay have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A. A start.

Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the ar*e.

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.

Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.

2007-03-13 05:01:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Whizz through the answers looking for yourself ,stop think "i never said that" then realise it,s not you??

2007-03-13 05:01:41 · 7 answers · asked by smiler 4 in Polls & Surveys

What's the saddest movie/Tv show episode you've ever watched?
Know the name's of any sad/romantic movies?

2007-03-13 05:01:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-13 05:01:14 · 35 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys

He is sooooo sweet. I love him!!!!!

http://www.simpleplanfan.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=6&pos=33

2007-03-13 05:01:04 · 3 answers · asked by skater chick 3 in Celebrities

What's the saddest movie/Tv show episode you've ever watched?
Know the name's of any sad/romantic movies?

2007-03-13 05:00:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 05:00:56 · 14 answers · asked by Janis C 1 in Horoscopes

for free....

2007-03-13 05:00:20 · 3 answers · asked by Lg 4 in Television

Priest is walking down the street when he sees a small boy playing happily in the gutter.
As he passes by he sees that the boy has a bottle of acid and an eye dropper and is happily using it to kill passing ants.
Worried for the boys safety he decides to intervene.

" Hello young man" he says "what you got there?"
"Oh its Sulfuric acid father and its great stuff to play with" replies the boy.

Again the priests concern is heightened, " Perhaps you'd like to swap your acid for some of this holy water?" he asks.
"what does that do?" said the lad.

"Well, yesterday i put a couple of drops of this on a ladies tummy and she passed a baby" the Priest tells him.

"That's nothing" replied the Lad

"This morning I put some of this on our dogs testicals and he passed a motorbike!!!!"

2007-03-13 05:00:12 · 20 answers · asked by motomarco9999 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Do I stay in and do fantacy housework while the kids are away till 8 or do I go to the pub for a chat and read the papers

2007-03-13 04:59:26 · 15 answers · asked by live life 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 04:59:10 · 5 answers · asked by flaps5461 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-13 04:59:04 · 6 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

I mean like was it first silent films or something else. Like the stuff that evolved into modern movies.

2007-03-13 04:58:54 · 19 answers · asked by Tili L 3 in Movies

I'm 6'0 180 lbs, brown hair, green eyes

2007-03-13 04:58:37 · 34 answers · asked by Mike S 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 04:58:29 · 13 answers · asked by :o;X 1 in Comics & Animation

.....that you only have 24 hours to spend it all, or the deal is null and void.......

What now?

2007-03-13 04:58:21 · 27 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApgmsAJkUEluiwsm_Vd151vsy6IX?qid=20070313084016AASVeC5

2007-03-13 04:58:10 · 3 answers · asked by Jen F 5 in Polls & Surveys

And where can I see pictures?

2007-03-13 04:57:35 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Ani♥ 4 in Celebrities

2007-03-13 04:57:32 · 6 answers · asked by Kaytii Grant 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-13 04:57:08 · 29 answers · asked by Lonely Bàstard 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 04:56:31 · 12 answers · asked by ?Sherbear ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 04:56:31 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 04:56:17 · 35 answers · asked by Joni B. 4 in Polls & Surveys

I mean i read through about 27 bios and watched 5 interveiws but does any one know anything else?
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2007-03-13 04:56:15 · 3 answers · asked by 3 little birds 2 in Music

2007-03-13 04:56:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm really concerned about this...

2007-03-13 04:55:47 · 8 answers · asked by Your Mom 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 04:55:41 · 26 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys