Priest is walking down the street when he sees a small boy playing happily in the gutter.
As he passes by he sees that the boy has a bottle of acid and an eye dropper and is happily using it to kill passing ants.
Worried for the boys safety he decides to intervene.
" Hello young man" he says "what you got there?"
"Oh its Sulfuric acid father and its great stuff to play with" replies the boy.
Again the priests concern is heightened, " Perhaps you'd like to swap your acid for some of this holy water?" he asks.
"what does that do?" said the lad.
"Well, yesterday i put a couple of drops of this on a ladies tummy and she passed a baby" the Priest tells him.
"That's nothing" replied the Lad
"This morning I put some of this on our dogs testicals and he passed a motorbike!!!!"
2007-03-13 05:00:12 · 20 answers · asked by motomarco9999 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanx 4 the laugh, thought u maight like this...
a woman, pregnant with triplets gets shot in the belly three times. All babies survive and Six years on, one runs to her screaming and crying... "mummy, mummy, mummy, I just went 4 a wee and a bullet shot out!" She comforts him and says that its perfectly normal.
Another six years pass, and one runs up to her cryin "mum, mum! I went 4 a wee and a bullet shot out!" Again, she comforts him and tell him it's normal.
Another six years and the third runs up to her and says"mum, mum!" She says "I know, you went to the loo and a bullet shot out" He said "NO! I had a w**k and I shot the cat!
2007-03-13 05:15:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-03-13 07:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this then.
A man walks into a pub and the landlord says, ' Ere mate, did you know there's a steering wheel down your trousers?'
'Yeah' says the man, ' it's driving me nuts!'
2007-03-13 05:05:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha properly good i've got been given a intercourse shaggy dog tale for you wish you like it :) on listening to that her grandad had only died kate went and visited her nan to convenience her whilst she asked how he died her nan replyed via sayin that he had had a heart attack at the same time as makin love 2 her kate mentioned that it become stupid that 2 old human beings the place havin intercourse because it become askin for complication her nan replyed via sayin that they used to do it to the sluggish %. of the church bells because it become only the spectacular speed she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on via sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come alongside he might nonetheless be alive on the instant'' :) xxx
2016-11-25 00:31:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA my poor dog Prince, is what's making me laugh so hard!!! He thinks he's a bad ***, and he only weighs 7pounds. LOL!!! ROFLMAO..........Pooor Princy Doo has sore noogies and just beat a motorbike!!! LOL LOL LOL. I like to picture the scenario. GREAT JOKE!!!
2007-03-13 05:22:00 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles.
2007-03-13 05:10:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl roffl lol 1000/10 & a srtar
2007-03-13 05:06:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I almost bursted out laughing in class.
2007-03-13 05:03:28 · answer #8 · answered by Lichelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke.
2007-03-13 05:04:13 · answer #9 · answered by Beanbag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2007-03-13 05:36:07 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋