Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during s3x?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. "Will the defendant please rise"
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.
Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. Thay have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A. A start.
Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the ar*e.
Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.
2007-03-13 05:01:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now thats better ........... you were slipping today but made up for it, old but very funny
2007-03-13 05:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by BAM-BAM 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actual....he's neither precisely....he replaced into sort of fostered. yet he replaced into fostered as an Æsir. His mothers and fathers are giants i think of. rattling you for making me think of. i'm gonna could desire to look stuff up. some declare he replaced right into a foster brother of Odin, some say they have been blood brothers. relies upon on who and what you study. some attempt to make the Vanir the "undesirable gods". They weren't. They have been the earthier gods, sure. intercourse, bounty, fertility, secure passage of ships (money), wealth, etc. The Æsir have a tendency to be greater sky sure. yet additionally they over lapped plenty. conserving in concepts that some all people is mis stated on the Vanir, they might attempt to place Loki as "head of the Vanir". there is a few thing interior the Eddas putting forward that Loki held a place on the council interior the 12 seats that i will seem up in a sec. 3 glasses of wine and that i'm no longer able to recollect, hehe. This leads us to have faith that Loki replaced into certainly Æsir. there has been no archeological information that Loki ever had a following or a cult. Uh...Ellis Davidson states that i think of. this could debate on despite if Loki replaced into viewed a god in any respect. Whooooole distinctive arguement. Hehe. edit: stumbled on it. Gylfaginning (Prose Edda) XXXIII. "additionally numbered between the Æsir is he whom some call the mischief-monger of the Æsir, and the 1st father of falsehoods, and blemish of all gods and adult men: he's termed Loki or Loptr, son of Fárbauti the huge; his mom replaced into Laufey or Nál; his brothers are Býleistr and Helblindi. Loki is appealing and shapely to look upon, evil in spirit., very fickle in habit. He handed different adult men in that know-how that's noted as 'sleight,' and had artifices for all events; he might ever deliver the Æsir into large hardships, and then get them out with cunning tips. His spouse replaced into noted as Sigyn, their son Nari or Narfi. edit: No the place interior the lore does it state that Loki replaced into Odin's son.
2016-10-02 01:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a Chav? They seem to be funny but I dont know what a Chav is.
2007-03-13 05:10:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny!
What do call a chav with a football?
David Beckham!
2007-03-13 06:00:25 · answer #4 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor chavs lmfao
2007-03-13 07:41:17 · answer #5 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard them all before. V. Funny though
2007-03-13 05:06:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, but 44 million viewers of the following cant be wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
2007-03-13 08:08:37 · answer #7 · answered by confused 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your`e on a roll Loki, loved em all, don`t think you will loose many friends with this one. keep em coming. What happened to Al-Ikea ?????
2007-03-13 05:25:30 · answer #8 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soo funny!
2007-03-13 07:05:51 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Americans, a chav is a welfare recipient.
DOH!
2007-03-13 05:12:43 · answer #10 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oooohhhhh lmao sometimes there is something really wrong with you!!!!!
You are my kind of funny!!!
Have a good day.
2007-03-13 06:31:22 · answer #11 · answered by lavendertg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋