Entertainment & Music - 13 March 2007

2007-03-13 08:32:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-13 08:32:23 · 30 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding..........
Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"

Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding."





Older Woman: "Oh, I see."

Officer: "Can I see your license please?"

Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

Officer: "Don't have one? "

Older Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. "

Officer: "I see.......Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. "

Older Woman: "I can't do that. "

Officer: "Why not? "

Older Woman: "I stole this car. "

Officer: "Stole it? "

Older Woman: "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner."

Officer: "You what? "

Older Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.




Officer 2: "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The woman steps out of her vehicle.






Older woman: "Is there a problem sir?"
Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

Older Woman: "Murdered the owner? "

Officer 2: "Yes, would you open the trunk of your car, please."

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: "Is this your car, ma'am?"

Older Woman: "Yes, of course, here are the registration papers." The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a driver's license and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."

Older Woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too."

2007-03-13 08:32:22 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-13 08:32:20 · 4 answers · asked by Ben R 5 in Polls & Surveys

That when a postman/woman need to relieve themselves while doing there rounds , where they go to do this . What would you do .......

A) Knock on a persons door and ask them nicely
B) Go and relieve yourself in a bush
C) Something completely different .. please state this !LoL

Please note that i am not engaging in personal chat it is purely a poll/survey .. :)

2007-03-13 08:32:13 · 48 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 08:32:10 · 1 answers · asked by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 in Polls & Surveys

any reasons why, in your opinion

2007-03-13 08:31:59 · 14 answers · asked by DJ Easy Bing 2 in Polls & Surveys

i need to find the title of this song and also the artist.a clue to go with the line from the song is. the band were orignally put together to be the english answer to new kids on the block

2007-03-13 08:31:43 · 6 answers · asked by r d 1 in Music

So...I'm really really bored. Nothin to do but scan Yahoo Answers all day...which is totally lame. So, heres where you come in. Give me your best ideas for something to do...and I'll do it!! Remember, only your best ideas. Crappy ideas I will throw out. As far as guidelines, there are none! I have an endless supple of money and can do anything...YOU get to suggest it! Ready...set...GO!!

2007-03-13 08:31:38 · 8 answers · asked by CatCatherson 2 in Polls & Surveys

........when you ride roller coasters? Where do you prefer your hands when you are going up and down on a wild ride?

2007-03-13 08:31:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 08:31:18 · 41 answers · asked by Guess Who 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 08:31:16 · 37 answers · asked by truthyness 7 in Polls & Surveys

A man was having a coffee in cafe when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black
hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse
was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a
short distance back, were about 400 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He respectfully
approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your
loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never
seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"My wife's."What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help
my wife when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between
the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
Get in line."

2007-03-13 08:31:06 · 12 answers · asked by Tony T 4 in Jokes & Riddles

its 3:30 should I tell them I will not be there at 5:00 ?

2007-03-13 08:31:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 08:30:47 · 13 answers · asked by Joey B. 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 08:30:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 08:30:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 08:30:24 · 12 answers · asked by NOT TELLING YOU LOL 5 in Celebrities

2007-03-13 08:30:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and was it on purpose?? i mean bugs etc... not your dog or cats tail !!!!

2007-03-13 08:30:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm just starting year 2.

2007-03-13 08:30:06 · 4 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

Its a funny dance type of song about a girl who got dumped so she took all of his credit cards and went out shopping at Nordstroms and charged all the bills to him. If anyone knows anything it will help I just heard it on the radio one day and loved it.

2007-03-13 08:29:55 · 5 answers · asked by sue6721 1 in Music

2007-03-13 08:29:47 · 13 answers · asked by Tajuana 1 in Celebrities

does this mean I've been sitting here doing nothing for way too long?

2007-03-13 08:29:36 · 35 answers · asked by new me 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 08:29:32 · 21 answers · asked by dj 4 in Polls & Surveys

How do I publish my magazine and where do I get that shiny paper??????

2007-03-13 08:29:11 · 1 answers · asked by J 2 in Magazines

What's your favorite western?
I don't care if it's the low-budget spaghetti westerns or the most elaborate prodcution ever.
Just your favorite and why.
Mine is: Hell Bent for Leather.
I love the character that Audie Murphy and how he has to fight to clear his name and develops a sweet relationship with the girl he basically kidnaps.

2007-03-13 08:28:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-13 08:28:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

IF you aren't would you like a hug?

2007-03-13 08:28:39 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 08:28:27 · 25 answers · asked by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 in Polls & Surveys