A man was having a coffee in cafe when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black
hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse
was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a
short distance back, were about 400 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He respectfully
approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your
loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never
seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"My wife's."What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help
my wife when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between
the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
Get in line."
2007-03-13 08:31:06 · 12 answers · asked by Tony T 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he i am still laughing seriously, very good. 10/10
2007-03-13 09:42:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one,wish i could stand in line meself,could use the dog meself to send some men 6ft under ground or up the chimney.wonder why?
men are all men.
they all come alike and they lot are i love me who do you love type.
2007-03-13 08:49:09 · answer #2 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-13 09:17:49 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that one , my dog wont even bark
2007-03-13 08:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it. any chance that the dog is real?
2007-03-13 08:38:46 · answer #5 · answered by patricia t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-13 08:34:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-13 11:09:17 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooo the dog is going to kill 401 men. yippee.
just kidding........................
2007-03-13 08:34:34 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny
2007-03-13 10:14:41 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was pretty good..
2007-03-13 08:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by JLC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋