Entertainment & Music - 8 March 2007

the record for answers i believe is 324 answers so with that in mind lets break that record right here right now. 325 answers and all you guys have to do is answer this question ''lets do it'' or ''ya''. Thanks and make sure you check this question for 325 answers

2007-03-08 04:57:25 · 27 answers · asked by Preston S 2 in Polls & Surveys

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan


What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


What is the difference between a Harley and a

Hoover ?

The position of the dirt bag


Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.


What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts?


Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any


What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.


What do attorneys use for birth control?

Their personalities.


What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

45 lbs


What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes


What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife.


Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism.


What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you


What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.


Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

Because they have cotton balls


What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.


What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

"Are you sure it's mine?"


Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you.


Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas ?

Everyone has the same DNA.


Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.


Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?

He walks around saying "Yo."


Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.



Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.


Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?

They named him "Sum Ting Wong


What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.


What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?

They're hiring.


What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the
animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".


Why is there no Disneyland in China ?

No one's tall enough to go on the good rides



AND....LAST BUT NOT LEAST



What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale
begins
"Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****..."

2007-03-08 04:57:13 · 17 answers · asked by truluvbug 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm at my office in Paris, it's 6.58 PM and I'm waiting to go to my rehearsal at 10 (I play guitar in a band) , what about you?

2007-03-08 04:57:01 · 21 answers · asked by fookine 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 04:56:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to Top Contributer?

2007-03-08 04:56:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 04:55:52 · 22 answers · asked by Irmak 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 04:55:26 · 28 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 04:55:22 · 6 answers · asked by cassiepiehoney 6 in Music

I'm nice to everyone and some people say I'm a narcissist arrogant jerk, I can't help if I was born good-looking why can't they accept that and treat me like a normal average looking guy?

2007-03-08 04:55:11 · 14 answers · asked by God's_gift_2_women 1 in Polls & Surveys

..that I'm back? Did you even know I was gone?

Hi to all my friends.

2007-03-08 04:55:06 · 13 answers · asked by Cindi 4 in Polls & Surveys

now have a thing for Leo DiCaprio. Funny thing is that I never really did until that film. I was talking to one of my close friends and she too admitted the exact same thing. I am too old (24) to be crushing on him.I think that movie just made him hot. Am i the only one (please tell me that I am not)!!! thanks.

2007-03-08 04:54:52 · 5 answers · asked by workaholic 2 in Celebrities

i asked these 2 questions earlier this morning for the am crowd now i want your pm input plz

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmA99h_CtJPLbj9Agxs.ptLsy6IX?qid=20070308045754AAj9anV

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmBIPWK1eNJC67rB89T.3brsy6IX?qid=20070308045454AAoXWy4

2007-03-08 04:54:38 · 3 answers · asked by elite_women_rule_the_rock 6 in Polls & Surveys

I like being able to see all the open questions from my friends and I like that my questions that were not posted are getting answered now! Is there anything that you like? What do you not like? I don't like being branded

2007-03-08 04:54:36 · 15 answers · asked by ?Sherbear ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

And not notice it until after?

2007-03-08 04:54:32 · 3 answers · asked by no name brand canned beans 6 in Polls & Surveys

Stud of The Year, or should I defend that title?

2007-03-08 04:54:24 · 20 answers · asked by Derek Wildstar 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 04:54:20 · 17 answers · asked by jemm m 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 04:54:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

dont worry i dress her up, i tell her to close her mouth but she seems to ignore me.

2007-03-08 04:53:59 · 6 answers · asked by Ray 22 1 in Polls & Surveys

Not really a question, but did you guys see her on Road Rules last night.. .She got HUGE boobs now..

2007-03-08 04:53:47 · 5 answers · asked by Felicia 4 in Celebrities

2007-03-08 04:53:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw the previews yesterday and it looks like the best one yet!

2007-03-08 04:53:36 · 15 answers · asked by D W 4 in Movies

I went to camp a few summers ago and there was a girl in my cabin who pulled out a strand of hair from one of the counselors and started predicting the counselors future based on her hair strand. the girl held the strand in the air pointing at the sun, and started telling her things like how many kids she was gonna have and the order of births (boy, girl, girl) stuff like that. has anyone else seen/heard about this. I tried to ask her how shed did it but she wouldn't tell me. if you know how to do it, can you tell me please? thanks.

2007-03-08 04:53:19 · 6 answers · asked by rockabilly.betty 2 in Horoscopes

YESTERDAY
---------------
Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone
hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.

Now all my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday

2007-03-08 04:52:31 · 4 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-08 04:52:25 · 6 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

How you become a Top Contributor around here ? Dang what does a girl gotta do ?

2007-03-08 04:52:20 · 18 answers · asked by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 in Polls & Surveys

That is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie. I love the Turtle movies and cartoons. We had pet turtles named Rafel & Leonardo.

2007-03-08 04:52:15 · 6 answers · asked by D W 4 in Movies

that you had taken better care of your teeth so that you wouldn't have to have dentures like you do now...

2007-03-08 04:52:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 04:52:08 · 4 answers · asked by sanat_nbmcs 1 in Music

it goes likethis..."so many years gone...still i remember,how did i ever let my heart believe in one who never gave enough to me"...thans in advance!

2007-03-08 04:51:48 · 4 answers · asked by andrew 5 in Music

(I'm talking about clothing!!) I know you're not naked so don't even go there!

2007-03-08 04:51:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys