What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a
Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts?
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the
animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
AND....LAST BUT NOT LEAST
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale
begins
"Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****..."
2007-03-08 04:57:13 · 17 answers · asked by truluvbug 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you don't like them that is OK I am just trying to put a smile on all your faces on this gloomy winter day!
2007-03-08 05:13:28 · update #1
i'm irish >:(
2007-03-08 09:12:36 · answer #1 · answered by zmanzono 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really laughed at this one
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
2007-03-08 13:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by baby doll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol some were funnier than others but all recieved at list a little bit of a laugh. not a huge fan of the southern jokes since im from tx but all in all enjoyable!
2007-03-08 13:08:17 · answer #3 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one:
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
brilliant!!!! I've heard most of these, but they're still awesome.
2007-03-08 13:09:19 · answer #4 · answered by Freddie xoxo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard some, some not. A lot of really good ones. heres a star^
2007-03-08 13:39:51 · answer #5 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Some I've heard, a lot of them I hadn't, and most brought a :-) ! Thanx
2007-03-08 13:07:49 · answer #6 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde and Irish!!! A different bar.... SOOO true, u have no idea!
2007-03-08 13:58:56 · answer #7 · answered by kilrblue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry. Not one made me crack a smile. But I'm not easily entertained.
2007-03-08 13:17:04 · answer #8 · answered by fairiesbreath 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i like the sum ting wong one :]
2007-03-08 17:15:45 · answer #9 · answered by ramandheri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee! Some of those are really good! Thanks and have a great day!
2007-03-08 13:36:45 · answer #10 · answered by Kris G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of these were pretty funny :)
2007-03-08 14:18:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋