Entertainment & Music - 7 March 2007

My guys and I have a lab in the basement and the cops are on to us. S h i t what the hell should we do? I don't wanna go back to jail or prison. Especially after going to prison for stealing an old ladies purse a while back.

2007-03-07 11:10:56 · 3 answers · asked by taker_of_souls 5 in Polls & Surveys

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song meaning?

can anyone explain "Chop Suey" by system of a down to me?

2007-03-07 11:10:52 · 3 answers · asked by Karen Smith 3 in Music

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Is anyone else......?

pissed off right now???

2007-03-07 11:10:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How do you count this rhythm?

ok im having a music test tomorrow and on the paper i`m studying from, it says that 2 eighth notes equal only 1 beat... is that true?

2007-03-07 11:10:25 · 5 answers · asked by mina 1 in Music

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what are the best rock songs from the 80's & 90's?

i need song names because i cant think of any thang besides white snakes "Here I Go Again"

2007-03-07 11:10:15 · 12 answers · asked by john k 1 in Music

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i hope you like these 2 quickies?

2 Quickies

1. The Staff of Life

A little boy was standing on the sidewalk with his right hand in his pocket and a loaf of bread in his left hand.

The preacher walked by and said, "Hi, Johnny. I see you have the 'staff of life' in your hand. What's in your other hand?"

"This loaf of bread!", replied little Johnny.

2. Starting Out on the Right Foot

Young man: "Mr. Smith, I want to marry your daughter, Betty."

Mr. Smith: "Have you seen Mrs. Smith yet?"

Young man: "Yes, but I'm hoping Betty won't turn out like her!"

2007-03-07 11:10:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Fave Actors & Films?

What Are Your Fave 3 Films By.........
Goran Visnjic:
Shane West:
Paul Walker:
Josh Hartnett:

I have chosen these 4 because they are my fave actors but you can choose your faves of there films and your own faves AS well tell me who you like and your fave 3 film by these 4 and the person you like i will tell the answer to my favs when i choose the best answer!

2007-03-07 11:10:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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What happen to cashmoney records rap artist Turk?

2007-03-07 11:09:25 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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next issue of seventeen?

i lost the last issue of 17 that i got in the mail..the one with mandy moore as the cover girl, and that usually says when the next one goes on sale. it's driving me crazy, so does anyone know when the april 2007 issue is coming out? thanks :]

2007-03-07 11:09:24 · 8 answers · asked by lajolla_x3 2 in Magazines

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What has hundreds of legs that cannot stand has a long neck but no head and eats the maids life away?

2007-03-07 11:09:16 · 5 answers · asked by JMAN 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Has anyone else witnessed this?

We are working on some updates...
You may experience some odd behaviour in the progress??????(No time frame included)

2007-03-07 11:09:13 · 17 answers · asked by Gargirl™® 6 in Polls & Surveys

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downloading Dresden Dolls/Amanda Palmer?

Could anyone please find "Dance Me To The End of Love" by The Dresden Dolls and "The Living Room" by Amanda Palmer and send them to me on AIM or Yahoo? AIM-shawnzie16r --- Yahoo-shady_freak400

please help. thank you.

2007-03-07 11:09:02 · 1 answers · asked by Shawn 1 in Music

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Heres one Joke before i go to bed, will pick best answer tomorrow, night all ?

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.

Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?

In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.

Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.

When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you."

The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.

Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.

The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.

The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.

And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row."

The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?"

The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?"

Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health." Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"

2007-03-07 11:08:59 · 8 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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did johnjd_cmu really leave yahoo all together?

2007-03-07 11:08:48 · 7 answers · asked by fill in the blank dude 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What has hundreds of legs that cannot stand has a long neck but no head and eats the maids life away?

2007-03-07 11:08:44 · 2 answers · asked by JMAN 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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which style do u like more?

punk style or ghetto style

punk style:
http://pages.matmice.com/home/allaboutherstyle/style.jpg

ghetto style:http://underdogentertainment.net/images/gallery_large/lukeqdc.jpg

i like the ghetto style alot!
which do u like more?

2007-03-07 11:08:41 · 5 answers · asked by short stuff 4 in Polls & Surveys

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When you dance do you....???

get low?

2007-03-07 11:08:39 · 35 answers · asked by Kelsey 5 in Polls & Surveys

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♪♫ Mahatma Gandhi or Jesus Christ..... ?

Two millennia ago,
when Jesus Christ led the world,
the total world population was only between 200 and 300 million.

When Mahatma Gandhi had to lead,
the population of this globe has expanded to almost 4000 million,
among which 300 million were Indians.
So

Who is to be considered as....
the GREATEST leader among them ?

2007-03-07 11:08:36 · 14 answers · asked by naafraat 4 in Polls & Surveys

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